Christmas

So it’s Christmas morning. I’m alone today for most of the day. There is a lot of snow on the ground, so going someplace really isn’t an option.

So I was online for awhile last night. I was bored so posted another ad on Craigslist. You would be amazed at how many responses I got.

So as I was talking to people I had a couple that really stood out and really could potentially be what I need. One is 40 something with a huge cock. OMG. He could potentially impale me with that thing. All I could think about as I was talking to him is how I wanted that big, thick cock shoved down my throat. He is so big that he could definitely make me gag and fight for air. Oh what a thought. Just sitting here writing this makes me start to squirm in my seat. And to be bent over with that big cock shoved in my cunt while he’s behind me slapping my ass, pulling my hair or with a hand around my throat…Oh my…

Another guy that caught my attention is very Alpha Male. He’s very in charge. Likes to use women as his personal fuck toy. Oh yeah…He’s my kind of man right there. Put me on my knees and fuck my face. He talked about having friends over and putting my on knees in front of them. Making me suck all of their cocks while they take turns fucking me. See thats whats I’m talking about.

Man. All of that makes me feel completely slutty. But I love it. I enjoy the feeling I get walking away knowing that my mouth and my pussy make a man feel good. I know. Not really the way my mom raised me to be. She raised me to be a respectful, proper woman. But I enjoy opening my legs and my mouth. I learned at a young age what I wanted…Here I am doing it…

More on the learning at a young age later…

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Excitment

Well this week has been a bit interesting. Lets see so far I have met a few females From NJ and PA and …All over really. And There all ready to meet and greet and so on and so forth. Okay the first is from Germany she is thin and fit. And I really say this about a thin female but she is hot and I know she is older as well. Gets my dick rock hard just thinking about her. Now she comes to New York and P.A Stays with friends in after she stays with her friends she is free for me. And she shall be on the east coast for 3 weeks. All I am thinking is we fucking for them three weeks all the time we can.

Now the second female is a true black submissive who loves to be owned and fucked and beat and bred. She and her daughter simply be the best for me. As slaves of course..Truly great Lets see what else .. There’s is another I think..Well maybe not I mean If I can’t remember her then she must not be so important huh? heheh Well back to jelqing for now..

Today as been highly stressful So annoying..

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Cute Petite Brunette Spreads Her Beautiful Pink Hole in a Pool

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s.22 - Jack

I just woke up… well I just finished a bath, I woke up about 45 minutes ago.  The first words out of my mouth were “What did I do?”

I’ll tell you what I did.  I went out and got drunk – and everything was exactly as it always is; Well, not exactly.  There’s this guy, Truck, I’ll call him, that I’ve been flirting with for weeks.  He’s super funny and ehh… okay looking.  He’s not a super model, but he’s got all his teeth – even though he chews (which is disgusting).  He’s a nice guy but is forever trying to go home with me.  He got to go home with me last night.

I didn’t kiss him at all- seriously Skoal makes me sick to my stomach.  But I let him lay down with me.  He played with my tits – now that I’m typing this, it’s not even interesting to me, which might be a hint as to whether I need to hang out with him again.  I don’t think I do.

No, I don’t think I do.

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A Guessing Game REDUX

Because the idiocy involved in this is beyond epic, I figure we’ll just have a little fun here and play a guessing game.  The game is this:

GUESS WHICH MEMBER OF AMPUTEE_MILFS THIS IS:

Your hints are:

1. Her first name is Deven (which anyone who’s browsed her Flickr or Facebook could tell you)
2. She was smart enough to LEAVE amputee_milfs and the GOMS communities (well, except for that sock in goms_sux, but I’m not picky) and so, had me completely off her back, quits, done, kaput.
3. She was then stupid enough (and the word “stupid” really falls short here, it needs some serious modifiers) to not only return to amputee_milfs (which, you might imagine, I frown upon) but also made the above pictures available at the same time.  Really?  That’s even worse than what iiinterstate did.
4. Last hint: Those are about to become insanely famous boobies.  Ok, that’s not a hint.  That’s kind of just a promise.  Because, believe me, Deven, if you think someone being a milf bugs me… well, that’s nothing compared to how much leaving and then returning bugs me.  Especially when said returning milf is the artist behind this.

“catastrophically” stupid, maybe…?

ETA: So, wicked _queen rejoined milfs and GOMS.  I made this post to my blog here, then posted the following comment on her journal:

Just after posting it, I went out for a smoke break.  By the time I got back, wicked_queen was no longer in milfs or GOMS.  Epically fast flounce (and didn’t even have to waste a sock puppet).  That was ALMOST as satisfying as discovering that my LAST trolling got rawr_its_roonie to flounce.  The GOMS communities, without rawr_its_roonie?  If THAT doesn’t change the face of things, I don’t know what does.  That’s a MASSIVE win right there.

Oh, and aujsayshi also flounced.  Whatever.

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Sex with my brother in law

My name is Manisha. I am 34 now and a happy housewife. My husband Neeraj is 39 and has his own share trading business. I live in Calcutta with my husband. Our house is often visited my many relatives and friends of my hubby.

Once my hubby’s older cousin brother came to our place. His name is Siv Shankar. Siv stays in Australia and runs a food joint there. He is a man with in mid 50’s medium built and with an excellent sense of humor. His wife is an absolute housewife in her late 40’s and loves to talk. As he was quite accustomed with western habits he greeted every body with a hug. On first occasion as he hugged me I was quite embarrassed. But I later found he was quite casual with the whole thing. Siv was a charming person to talk and pass time with. I met him for the first time after my marriage. He also liked talking to me. Within a few days we were quite friendly with each other and we used to go out together for some little shopping and outing as his wife was busy meeting her parents and her relatives. As Siv came to Calcutta after around six years, there were many things that I could show him around.

On a Saturday we planned to go out for dinner. My husband, Siv, his wife and me. We decided to meet in a restaurant in City Center at round 8.00pm. My husband was supposed to come directly from office and Siv’s wife was also coming directly from her parent’s place. Both Siv and I were to go from home. Siv said before going to City Center I would show you a place where I used to hang out before going to Australia. I said ok. Siv took me to a restaurant in China Town, Tangra. It was a small restaurant not very crowded at that time of evening. They were playing soft live music. Few of the couples were dancing on a low-lit dance floor. Siv sat down at a corner table, which was his favorite. He ordered cold drinks and some fish finger. Soon a middle-aged man came smiling towards him. He introduced me to him as John Lee, the owner of the joint.

Siv started to talk about his old days. While he was talking, I was looking at the dance floor. Suddenly he asked me if would like to dance, with some hesitation I said yes. Siv held my hand and took me to the dance floor. I was wearing a sharee and it was bit difficult to manage while dancing. Siv helped me to wrap it around my shoulder in a nice way and put his hand around my waist. We were dancing close to each other. But I was careful not to rub my body against his. He too was very gentle in his behavior. His hand was on my waist and while dancing he slowly moved it over my back. I did not resist to him as I enjoyed dancing and I never get a chance to dance since my marriage. After dancing for about 10-15 mins we left for City Center.

From the next day I noticed Siv was checking me out when every he was alone. Then he made slow advances my touching me at every possible scope. As a woman I could sense that he was attracted towards me. The wife inside me resisted hard not falling prey to his advances. The women inside me encouraged me to go ahead and have an audacious encounter in life. Always there was my full time maid in our house, so his advances were limited to light touching, smiling and more of eye contacts. Couple of days passed, seeing no adverse reaction from my side his advances were becoming bolder day by day.

One morning I was making tea in the kitchen while my hubby was still sleeping and my maid had gone to get the milk. He came up to me and stood very close behind me. I could feel his warm breath on my shoulder. I turned around once to look at him and just smile a bit. Siv slowly wrapped his arms around me from behind and held me tight against his body. I was wearing a housecoat and he was in his pajamas

By nil_dil on Saturday, September 26, 2009 – 3:04 pm:

I could easily feel his rock hard male tool pressed hard against my ass. I was spell bound and did not know how to react. Siv whispered in my ears, “would you like to spend an evening with me today”. I only slowly nodded my head in consent.

We reached China Town at around 7.00pm. I was wearing a long skirt and a top. As we occupied the usual table and ordered some snacks. Siv invited me for dance, which I gladly accepted. Siv was today in a different mood. He was holding me close to him, almost pressing my 34B moulds against his chest. I was also holding him firmly trying to adjust myself in this new role of mine. Time passed and he was holding me tight, taking the liberty of touching my lower back and ass at every possible moment. Then we returned to our table. Siv called Lee and whispered some thing to him. Lee looked at me smiled, nodded his head and went away. Few minutes later, Lee came back and asked us to follow. I was having no idea where we were going. He led us through the kitchen to a corridor and went back. Siv was now holding my hand and took me inside a room at the end of the corridor.

Siv asked me to wait there and went out. It was a dimly lit room with round table and a couple of chairs. A very unusual aroma filled the room. Suddenly slow music started to play from two small speakers. Siv arrived and closed the door. I was shaking inside in anticipation. Siv smiled and said here we can dance in more privacy. Siv pulled me towards him holding my both hands. His fingers were wondering through my hair. He wrapped me in his arm and placed kiss on my forehead. I closed my eyes and waited for more. Soon his lips were over mine kissing me.

Slowly & passionately, Siv kissed my lips, his one hand slowly caressing my cheek and the other caressing my back. It was a slow teasing kiss and we were locked in a very tight embrace now. My eyes were closed and Siv was savoring every moment. It was an awe and delight mixed emotions running thru me. Me a faithful married women being kissed by a much older man. Slowly Siv’s hand was traveling down my back caressing my butt over the fabric of my dress. I let out a small moan but did not try to disentangle. Siv was taking his time deep kissing me and slowly massaging my arse cheeks and once in a while venturing in the creek between my arse. Slowly Siv started lifting my dress but at this moment, I slowly pushed him away and teasingly said, “Only a kiss”. My face was flush red now. Siv kept on requesting for one more kiss and I kept on denying him (but all in a fun & joking manner) but gave him one more juicy kiss, this time a small one.

Siv made me sit on the table. As I tasted his tongue once more in my mouth, his hands were busy folding my 34B mould of flesh over my top, making its brown buds hard and erect. Siv shifted his focus to removing my top, which I also did not object as it could get crushed in action. Soon my top was on the chair, leaving me in my white bra and skirt. He also removed his t-shirt, reveling his dark and grey hairy chest and medium potbelly.

He started to draw a line on me with his tongue starting from my neck to the valley of my tits, which were still held by my tight bra. As his tongue reached the valley of my tits he quickly unhooked my bra. His hand and mouth replaced my bra; his mouth coved one of my hard nipples while the other was being folded hard with his hand. After his playfulness was over with my tits, he moved to my belly button. As my moans become deeper and louder he switched to more serious business.

I was still sitting on his table, topless, tits smeared with his saliva and he was standing in front of me unhooking my skirt. As I looked on, my skirt soon joined my top & bra on the chair. Now he removed his pants exposing the great bulge in his underwear with a large wet spot. By now I too was impatient to see his size and he was my first aged man. Soon my curiosity was over, as he pulled down his underwear, releasing his hard tool. It was about 7.5” long but very thick, surrounded with dark and grey hairs. It’s dark red crown shining with his pre-cum looked enormous to me.

Siv pulled down my panties to place it on chair. I tried to cover my love tunnel with both my hands. He was in no mood to stop he made my legs wide apart. I closed my eyes and could feel his warm breath falling on my bare thighs. He must be looking at the entrance my love tunnel. Slowly his tongue started to probe the spot at turtle speed. I was lying on the table hypnotized and was juicing profusely. His tongue was teasing me in every possible way. With every passing moment his tongue was becoming more acrobatic, agile and venturing deep inside my love tunnel. I was unable to control my self; my legs were spread wide apart, as if to welcome more of his adventures tongue. My hands were holding his head tight between my legs so that he can reach deep in me. His hands were kneading both my 34B moulds. This continued for about 4-5 mins or may be more I am not sure of. Suddenly I felt like a shock, as if all my veins are going to explode and body started to sever in an unknown pleasure. I moaned out in pleasure as I experienced my first climax of the day

I lay exhausted on the table trying to adjust myself with the overwhelming feeling. Siv was getting ready to fill me up with his eminence man hood. Unable to understand how to stop Siv from embarking on his latest mission; I pushed Siv on a chair and keened before him taking his male stiffness in my mouth. Siv was in my control now. As my amateur tongue rolled more on the crown of his man hood and I tasted more of his pre-cum his body language changed. He was holding my head gently with his hands giving small strokes, so that his man hood move in and out of my mouth.

Now he was in no mood to wait and nor was I, he again made me sit on the table. Now I was completely naked sitting on a restaurant table with my leg spread apart waiting for the big moment. He felt between my legs with his hand, as if to test if I am moist enough to enter.

Then as I spread my legs apart he stood between them holding his tool in his hand to guide it to its current destiny. He took his tool and gently began to rub it up and down my tunnel lips, making me gasp as it touched my clit. The crown slowly settled at the entrance to my tunnel. He tensed his buttocks as he began to increase the pressure. Suddenly Siv made a slight forward movement as dark crown of his tool head pushed into my tunnel, my tunnel lips distended round its massive girth.

As I looked on with pleasure mixed with fear he slowly with great care guided his rock hard, thick tool in me. As his enormous crown disappeared in me I could feel my love tunnel stretching to almost its limit. Soon inch-by-inch his rock hard tool went deeper in me. I looked on with great surprised the tool, which looked so thick, is accommodated in me without any problem. As he was embedded in me, he closed his eyes in pleasure and I was giving out low, deep moans in pleasure. I wrapped my arms around him and pulled him closed to me. He slowly started to pump me while holding my thighs spread wide apart. After about 8 to 10 min. of slow but steady action his tool started to enter me with greater vigor producing a chuckling sound, with each of his thrust the table also started to make crackling sound.

Siv then remained motionless for about a min or so to catch his breath. Siv came back to life once again by kissing deep on my lips, which I also responded with equal zeal. Siv started to pump me with long beautiful well-timed strokes. He continued for sometime to sink his erectness into the wet warmth of my love nest.

By then I was no longer sitting on the table. He made me to sleep on the table on my back with my legs well placed on two chairs by the side of the table. I was totally out of control moaning out loud in pleasure and response to his push. My tits were bouncing wildly with every thrust he made to bury his tool deep in me. I was bowled over by the resilience of this man. Then to support his balance he placed both his hands on my bouncing tits and pumped with all his might while crushing my tits with hands.

After about 10-12 mins of hard pumping I could feel his tool was bulging again in my tunnel to explode and to give out it’s fresh, warm juice in me. I too was on the verge of a great second orgasm. At the very last moment he took out his tool and sprayed his juice on my stomach and belly button. Then he entered his semi-limp tool again in me. By then my love tunnel was slippery like hell and he went in me almost without any effort. He didn’t have to work much hard any more as I busted in a great second orgasm of the day. (Indian Sex Blog, 2009)

 

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Leighton the clown!

Al parecer la femme fatal de gossip girl, Leighton Meester decidio imitar a Cretina Aguilera y maquillarse como toda una Tavesti profesional, escote frontal icluido, asi asistio a un evento de esos que hay todos los dias en compañia de otra tranny Michel Trachtenberg. Lo que me queda claro es que Leighton esta tan desesperada por atencion que incluso se atreve a verse mal!

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Conservatives are pathetic

More evidence of how gelded conservatives are:
http://www.cassyfiano.com/2009/03/abc-shocked-to-find-that-americans-are-actually-tolerant

Instead of bemoaning the fact that no one had the cojones to throw those obnoxious butt-jockeys out on their disease-ridden keesters, she takes pride in how “tolerant” (tolerant meaning cowardly) the middle-American patrons of the bar were. Is it any wonder conservatives have been unable to stop the disintegration of white societies when they accept all the tacit ground rules laid down by their supposed adversaries, in this case the assumption that public displays of homosexuality should be tolerated?

The only thing she gets halfway right is that, yes, the mainstream media does have an agenda to normalize and promote homosexuality, though she avoids going into exactly why the media has been pushing such an agenda the last few decades.

But hey, at least she’s cute and fills out a bikini real nice…

You have to wonder if conservatism isn’t so washed-up at this point that it’s resorting to sex appeal (bikinis, former beauty queens) to keep men on board.

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O fenômeno indie diretamente de São Paulo que conquistou um público de âmbito mundial, estou falando de Cansei de ser Sexy, que com seu vídeo no youtube de Music is my hot sex alcançou um público fiel e conseguiu o melhor desempenho de artistas brasileiros em solo estrangeiro, perdendo só para Carmen Miranda.

Eu to sem saco pra fazer um post, então vou copiar umas infos e vou colar.

A história dos retardados :

Formada em Setembro de 2003, a banda começou de maneira descomprometida e com excepção do baterista, ninguém sabia tocar direito seus respectivos instrumentos. Destacaram-se após criarem um fotolog (blog de fotos) e aparecerem na Folha de São Paulo, nas colunas de Lúcio Ribeiro e Érika Palomino. Em 2004 foram atração do Tim Festival, tocando antes dos 2 Many DJs e no mesmo palco dosKraftwerk. No ano seguinte subiram no palco do Campari Rock, que ainda teve como atracção MC5 e os The Kills.

Apesar de já terem lançado dois EP - Em RotterDam Já é Uma Febre (distribuido em concertos) e A Onda Mortal / Uma Tarde Com PJ(vendido em lojas de São Paulo) – só em 2005, assinaram com a gravadora Trama. Durante as gravações do álbum homônimo e do EPCSS SUXXX (este vendido em concertos e pela Internet), Clara Ribeiro e Maria Helena Zerba deixaram a banda. O álbum teve distribuição nacional com o suporte de diversas mídias, e ainda trouxe a proposta inovadora de, em uma edição limitada, incluir um CD-R na mesma embalagem. O intuito era o de que o comprador passasse as canções do álbum para seu computador, gravasse o conteúdo no CD-R e presenteasse um amigo, prestando uma homenagem à disseminação de música por meio da Internet. Uma canção foi incluída no seriado de Paris Hilton na FOX (The Simple Life), outra no jogo The Sims 2: Vida Noturna e um dos hits da banda, “Superafim”, chegou a tocar noBig Brother Brasil 6. Em maio de 2007 as canções “Alala” e “Off the Hook” foram incluídas na trilha sonora do jogo Forza Motorsport 2 para o Xbox 360, lançado oficialmente no Brasil.

Em 2006 a banda assinou contrato com a gravadora Sub Pop para lançar seu primeiro álbum nos Estados Unidos, Europa e Japão, uma compilação de onze canções em inglês próprias da banda e que estão no EP CSS SUXXX e do álbum Cansei de Ser Sexy. Em julho a banda partiu para uma turnê internacional nos Estados Unidos e Canadá, ao lado do Bonde do Role e do DJ americano Diplo. Na segunda metade de 2006, ainda viriam a dividir palcos fora do Brasil com bandas como Ladytron, 1990s e Basement Jaxx, em concertos por países da Europa.

Em 16 de junho de 2007 a banda tocou em um dos Festivais mais populares da atualidade, o O2 Wireless em Londres, para um público de mais de vinte mil pessoas.

Em outubro de 2007 Nick Haley, um jovem estudante americano, criou e editou um comercial amador que mostra o Ipod Touch, da Apple, com a canção “Music Is My Hot Hot Sex” como plano de fundo. Como a música combinava muito com o produto, a Apple se interessou e decidiu veicular o anúncio em algumas emissoras de televisão norte-americanas a partir de 4 de novembro.

Em 2008 o nome da banda ficou mais conhecido na mídia nacional e internacional, mas não por sua música e sim pela audiência do portal de compartilhamento de vídeos YouTube. O vídeo produzido por um fã italiano foi o mais visto de todo a história do sítio com mais de cem milhões de acessos e com mais de dois milhões de cliques por dia. Durante algum tempo questionou-se sobre a autenticidade da audiência. O Google, proprietário do YouTube, começou uma investigação para determinar a origem dos cliques e durante esta o vídeo foi retirado do ar pelo produtor do vídeo, impedindo assim a conclusão da investigação.

A canção Jager Yoga será incluída na trilha sonora oficial do jogo de futebol FIFA ‘09.

 

Espero que eles lançem algo mainstream e acabem de conquistar a américa, o que eu tenho certeza que eles não vão fazer, mas de qualquer forma, CSS Suxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ! That’s it!

Sydney Explicit Nude Modelling Plans

I’ll be heading off to Sydney Wednesday for some shoots, one is nude glamour for an artists project for an exhibition. One is adult photos for adult website submissions. This time around will be stripping out of clothes, open legged holding lips open and insertion of fingers and props into my pussy.

Misstress Torna_Do graciously informed me that queen of spades in swinging and hotwifing applies/indicates women with ONLY black lovers. I asked the meaning of them on anklets in my last entry.

Cucking Ideas

(These are mostly on the ‘dog’ theme) If your hubby is really into the humiliation aspect you could make him sleep in a dog bed that night or at your feet on the bed. Or you could use him as a foot rest while you watch your favourite show and your favourite meal that he slaved over previously for you.

My cuck always loves the idea of licking me out while I enjoy a smoke and blow smoke in his face, or watch some porn that appeals to me and tell him how I imagine it’s the men from the porn touching me. Using a strap on is always a good display of dominance and is sure to keep your cuck submissive to you.

Submale34 – I’ve heard of the cb3000 and looked at one online a while ago, but wondered if it would cater to my cuck as his dick is 6.5inches in length? I don’t have a strap-on, but plan to get one when I can. Mainly so my cuck can use it to fuck me without the pleasure he wants, and also to fuck my cuck.

Mistress Torna_Do – thanks for the spades definition. Always a pleasure to hear from another cuckoldress, I appreciate the support =) so you are going to have the final initiation for your cuck hubby? Some of my ideas are in this entry. More cuckolding ideas are mentioned above in this post.

Please take a moment to vote in my poll in the sidebar.

XOX

Oh, so it ISN'T my TOES that are freakish...

I have a hard time keeping up with all of the new words that seem to pop up in daily use nowadays. Ordinarily I can figure out the meaning of new words by the way in which they’re used. I heard a new word recently and I thought that I knew what it meant. It was used in reference to me by someone who obviously doesn’t appreciate my humor so I just figured it was something bad. And since it was used by someone who only knows me online, I knew it had to be because of something that I said or did on this blog.

A while back I wrote a post about my odd feet. I didn’t know that they were odd until people started pointing that fact out to me. I have very long fingers, legs and toes and my second toe is so long it’s actually longer than my great toe. I posted this picture of my malformed foot to go along with the post regarding people who suffer the same ailment:

My freak toe doesn’t bother me, and as far as I know, I’ve never suffered any discrimination because of it. But, I know how people frozen with 8th grade emotions think and most of them would seize the opportunity to make fun of me and my toe. That’s OK, I’m not stuck in 8th grade so I couldn’t care less what some nit wit says about me or my abhorrently long second toes.

Having met more than my share of feeble bullies, I can sort of see the effete attacks before they come. So, after publishing that picture of my malformed toe, I wasn’t surprised to hear that there was a name for that deformity and some childish man-wannabes were using the derogatory term in reference to me. When I became aware of the sad little attempts to annoy me with the toe jokes, I brushed them off and never really thought about it again.

Then, this morning my daughter said that one of her toes was hurting her. That made me think of my toes and the freaks who made fun of them. My daughter seems to be rather hip about things so I decided to get her opinion and see if my toes qualified for the nasty little moniker given to them by some computer troll.

As my daughter walked into the kitchen where I was sitting at the table, I took the sock off of my right foot, stuck my foot up in the air so that it was pointing at my kid and asked her, “Do I have a camel-toe?”

Well, she knew what it meant. First she looked at my face and then she asked, “Are you kidding?” Of course, I was NOT kidding and she could see that. It caused her to laugh for a very long time. She laughed so hard that she couldn’t tell me why it was funny. Eventually she did calm down enough to say, “Look it up on the computer…search images so you can see one.”

I did. Apparently camel-toes have absolutely nothing to do with feet, or toes for that matter. Even after she stopped laughing, my daughter couldn’t quite explain what an actual camel-toe was, but she was able to say that I did have one in this picture of my backside:

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the term, it seems as though the camel reference has something to do with two humps.

You know, if I had met someone with a really long second toe, I very well might have called them “Camel-toe”. Knowing me, I would have said it right to their face and with my luck, they would have known exactly what a camel-toe was.

I’m glad that the issue came up with my grown daughter, I could have asked ANYONE had the thought had popped into my head at a different time. Even so, it was slightly embarrassing. I’ve asked a few stupid questions in my life…here are some of the more asinine queries that I’ve made:

1. I took a letter to the Bensenville post office so I could send it to my cousin who lived about 10 miles away. I asked the man if they could send it air mail. He responded, “You could if there were any planes flying from Bensenville to Roselle.”

2. After a night of making love I asked the father of my kids what the fishy smell was. He laughed so hard he had an anxiety attack.

3. I asked my father the name of the song that goes, “Bingo, bango, bongo” over and over again. He didn’t even laugh, he just shook his head and walked away.

4. I walked into Auto Zone and asked for the “small funnel”. I needed one that would help me get the oil in the little hole. Instead, the guy showed me the BIG hole that said OIL.

5. I walked around the Dollar Store looking for someone to tell me how much the sponge in my hand was. Luckily I realized where I was before I actually asked for the price check.

6. My ex had a woman calling our house, I found someone else’s make-up in our car, he stopped calling me from work and he treated me like shit. Then I asked, “Is there somebody else?” That may be the single dumbest question that I, or any other woman, has ever asked a man.

I tried to come up with 10 stupid things that I’ve asked people but I only came up with 6. Do NOT let that lead you to believe that those are the ONLY dumb questions I’ve ever asked. They’re the only 6 that I can come up with right now. I may remember more and if I do, I’ll be back to let you know about them.

For now, I have to take my dog for a walk. He LOVES Los Angeles but they do have a law that ALL dogs (except breeding dogs) have to be de-sexed. That poor dog is a virgin and now he has to lose his testicles without ever having a chance to use them. How sad.

Rammstein - Liebe ist f�r alle da

Wer wartet mit Besonnenheit                                                                        der wird belohnt zur rechten Zeit,                                                                  nun das Warten hat ein Ende                                                                           leiht euer Ohr einer Legende.

So legen die fünf Berliner los. Vier Jahre nach Rosenrot, ein für seine atypische Weiche kritisiertes Werk, schlagen Rammstein mit ihrem neuen Album Liebe ist für alle da mit ganzer Härte zurück.

Schon das Video zur ersten Single Pussy warf die Frage nach der Grenze zwischen Sittlichkeit und künstlerischer Freiheit auf. Ebenfalls der Song Wiener Blut, eine in Metaphern gehüllte musikalische Aufarbeitung der Fälle Kampusch und Fritzl. Musikalisch werden keine neuen Höhenflüge unternommen, bewährte Kost der alten Zeit wird serviert, “back to the roots”.

Das Album trieft aber teils vor inhaltlicher Schwere. Sie beschäftigen sich mit abnormen Formen von Liebe (Sadismus, Nekrophilie), zeigen aber auch ihre sentimentale Seite (Roter Sand, Haifisch) uns schneiden aktuelle Themen wie materialistische Gier, Eifersucht oder den in unserer Gesellschaft latent vorhandenen Sexismus an.

Hab nichts zu schenken, wozu Verzicht?                                                        Zwar bin ich reich, doch reicht das nicht.                                                   Bescheidenheit, alles was recht ist.                                                                Ich nehme alles, auch wenn es schlecht ist.                                                     Bin nie zufrieden, es gibt kein Ziel,                                                               gibt kein genug, gibt nie zu viel,                                                                      all die Andern haben so wenig,                                                                      gebt mir auch das noch, sie brauchens eh nicht.

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Und der Haifische der hat Tränen, und die laufen vom Gesicht,                        doch der Haifisch lebt im Wasser, so die Tränen sieht man nicht.                        In der Tiefe ist es einsam und so manche Träne fliesst.                                  Und so kommt es, dass das Wasser in den Meeren salzig ist.

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Getting my cameltoe fucked by a stranger on Halloween

I find Halloween so erotic…. Everyone hiding themselves behind masks and costumes.  It makes me want to dress up and go to a party for a wild adventure.   Perhaps find some well built man in a mask and seduce him.  Not letting him see my face but letting him ravage my body in a dark corner at the party.   Once his cock explodes and my pussy is satisfied,  I would disappear into the crowd without him ever knowing my name or what I look like….. But atleast he would have one hell of a Halloween to remember!    Just a thought

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What Penis Envy?

The last time I check the queue was for pussy.

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Vera Vision—Super Freak, Pt. 2

When a woman tempts a man with anal sex, there’s not a thing in the world he wouldn’t do to get some. Some men joked about drinking a woman’s bath water. Others said they would buy her a car. Nathan was lucky the only thing he had to do was do his best Prince impersonation.

He was very glad he decided to look like a completely sissy for that very reason. Fucking a pussy was nice and there was no comparison. Going through the backdoor was already taboo and naughty, at best. Staring at the curvature of his wife’s ass, Nathan was all too ready to get his freak on. But he wanted to get his cock wet first from her juices.

He instructed her to bend over. He then kneeled on the bed and stuck his hard cock inside her tight cunt. He didn’t wait for her to adjust to his size; Nathan was on a mission. Instead, he began to thrust hard and fast inside her. He had a free hand hold onto her hips while his other hand tickled her clit. Just seeing Nicole’s ass jiggle each time his cock moved inside her pussy almost made Nathan cum right then and there. Seeing his cock move inside her combined with the tight grip her pussy had on him was a divine feeling and Nathan was ready to cum. But he waited. He wanted to taste her ass.

He suddenly stopped and pulled out. He then gave Nicole a rim job. His tongue delighted her asshole, causing her to squirm and barely containing her posture. He stuck his tongue inside and began to tongue-fuck her ass, occasionally making a slurping sound. Nicole cooed and moaned as she tried to keep herself steady on all fours. She felt her pussy becoming wetter and wetter due to her husband’s magic tongue. She wanted him to continue but he suddenly stopped. She turned around to see him lubricate his cock with her own heat and some of the ID lube. He needed to get it nice and wet for her.

Spreading her ass cheeks, Nathan entered Nicole. He was gentle at first, inching his thick cock slowly. They didn’t have anal too often so she was relatively tight. Once he was inside completely, he moved ferociously inside her. He increased the speed of his thrusts as Nicole reached down and played with her clit. The feeling of her ass squeezing Nathan’s cock as well as his balls hitting her wet pussy was too much for him but he wanted to wait until she climaxed first. It wasn’t long before Nicole stammered something that sounded like, “I’m cumming!” and she cried out in pleasure.

Nathan no longer could contain his excitement from seeing his wife get off. He thrust faster inside Nicole and pulled out to shoot all over his wife’s ass as he loudly moaned. Sweaty and out of breath, Nathan then collapsed next to her on the bed.

Maybe Louboutins and stockings weren’t so bad.

*Above model is Jessica Drue; photography by pirate photography*

Two Sides of Ann Coulter-With Brain/Without

Like I’ve said before, anyone who follows politics has that one propagandist that they cannot stand.  And as for me, that would be Ann Coulter.  Not becuse I think that she is wrong all the time, no, she has a way to spew words that make no sense at a time when her intelligence could really come in handy.

The following video is of her debating Bill O’Rielly on the Obamacare plan and free enterprise, most of which I agree with: competition, self reliance.  But you know its easy for these two to say something like that when they make millions.  If you want to get to the bottom of the welfare state, look at the Federal Reserve, they’re the ones raping our economic system and destroying our dollar.  But anyway, here you go.

But like I said, just when she says something that I agree with, she spews words that makes no sense in a time when her intelligence could come in handy.  There’s a time and place for everything, and Ann just doesn’t get it.  The next clip is of her on Foxnews talking of the ’liberizing’ of our public schools, and in the midst of making a good arguement, she uses the word “pussy”.  To my mind the words ‘wrong’ or ‘immoral’, even ‘unconstitutional’ comes to the forefront, but like I said, there’s a time and place for everything, and this just wasn’t one of them.

Friends in bloggy places

Well hot damn. I made a blog friend!

Allow me to introduce you to akiss2desire…self-described as: An honest sexual coming of age. Bisexual by definition, but I am realizing my lesbian soul on a a day to day, experience by experience basis. This blog contains the experiences and fantasies …sometimes the two mixed together.

Among the author’s hot writings you’ll find art, images, short stories, and poetry. If you find yourself in a bind for some girl on girl action I recommend you hot step it on over.

A sample to get you started…as the author meets her very own Kate. A cosmic coincidence perhaps?

Now that I am in my early thirties …I find that I am saying things I don’t believe come out of my mouth. Like the phrase, “when I was your age ….” can come out before I have a chance to stop it if I am talking to someone from toddler on up to young adult. It is at those times I almost think I sound like my grandmother. But last Saturday afternoon, I started a conversation with Kate, 18 year old girl who is wonderfully beautiful both inside and out.

So, as you know, this blog is about my lesbian sexual fantasies and fantasies fulfilled. This story is about the latter……yes, YAY ME ! I got laid again! … and my confidence in expressing my deeply in the closet lesbian sexuality is growing, perhaps, I admit, to a possibly dangerous and even self destructive level. Oh ..but when things happen, as they did with Kate …when I am willing in the ever dampening sheets and cultivating the orgasmic bliss with my fingers and twirling tongue, it is soooo worth it.

I have to say that as I have slowly transformed. When I think back to three years ago, I was the girl who took almost no chances to further my strong lesbian desires and libido. While I knew how badly I wanted what I wanted, affecting the family so much and my status in my small town should I get caught. I chronicled the metamorphosis on this blog and I know that I am a new woman, and as it used to be when I was in my teens and early twenties and treated men as conquests, I believe I feel a bit of pride in conquest in my most recent experience ..not that it wasnt a deep and erotic and meaningful lesbian connection between us both …or to take nothing away from it …but …the recent “If you want it go get it girl,” attitude towards approaching, and then, fucking a woman, is getting to be a bit …well…the word exhilarating doesn’t describe the feeling strongly enough …and thats just the description of everything BUT the sex …almost as if the mutually multi orgasmic sex was a sideshow.

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Naked Bipolar Manic Woman in Horny Red Heels.

She was nude as she slipped out of her pool wildly manic, mid day, mid week, and ran her hands down her long brunette hair to expunge excess water. Her body was tanned and her mind began to race at the idea of Sean, her neighbor who just moved in. Her jade eyes dilated, and she laid down on a chair and under the sun slipped her hands below her firm thighs, and she began playing with her sensitive to the slightest touch area of her feminine body. She grabbed her nipples and tightly squeezed them feeling a rush, she moved her breast up higher and to feel the wetness, licked her nipple. She couldn’t handle it any longer, and she clenched the sides of her pool chair, her legs fumbled under the heat and contact.

She walked in through the back sliding door, a widow she was now, she put on her red Christian Dior stiletto’s and still naked walked into the kitchen wear she opened the freezer and slammed some vodka. She needed attention, and she felt her nipples rise in the coolness of the large house she lived alone in. Her psychiatrist stayed over last night, that was nice. The sex was amazing, like nothing she had ever felt before, it was probably the fact she was sleeping with a man who is her professional psychiatric doctor and knows all the things no one should, and that’s bad, your not supposed to sleep with your doctor.

After thinking over last night, she thought about Sean, the neighbor. With no thought she walked back out through her sliding glass door and trough the woods like Eve only she was in red heels and not in Eden, but it was green. She came out the other side of the wooded barrier and perched her leg and heel onto a rock. Through two large oak trees she watched Sean unload grocery’s; she was still dripping wet.

Then she noticed the gardener and his back muscles with his shirt off near the side of the house, and a dilemma had formed.

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When his wife suggested they go a bar, Paul thought it was a good idea. But when she wanted to take home one of the servers to have sex with, Paul thought he hit the fucking jackpot.

The evening started as normal as usual—dinner, conversation and maybe some T.V. But Ashley was very tired of doing the same mundane routine over and over. She wanted and needed some change, if just for once. The Palace was a hole in the wall that was a five-minute drive from their home. The name of the bar was a bit of a oxymoron; just a few TV’s , a couple of pool tables, and a few arcade machines. It was perfect for the locals and occasional bikers. Something to visit after a long day of work and just shoot the shit with other patrons. But The Palace would have another meaning to Paul and Ashley after one fateful night. It was the night Ashley became an expert at eating pussy while Paul discovered a second career as cameraman.

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Quick get on your knees, with yo’ sweet pussy let it breathe
Two fingers is all in your hole, think I can fit three
Your pink lips, spread it in shit, let me throw my dick in
Grab my shit and place it gently, on your clit
Ping-pong pussy, wide world of wombs titty saggin
Stomach on some scriveled up prune shit
Too much air in your pussy you screamin that it’s
TALKIN TO YOU DADDY, fart’s breathin out your lips splashin my dick badly
Use vinegar, to try to tighten up your ginger
All-mighty dick, ran in with a cape, some call him engine

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#30. PUSSY

1. UGK – Pregnant Pussy
2. II Nazty – Pussy Whipped
3. Gucci Mane – Pussy & Patron ft. Q6 & Big Truck
4. Mystikal – Pussy Crook
5. Ludacris – Pussy Poppin’
6. Ol’ Dirty Bastard – I Want Pussy
7. Jay-Z – Pussy ft. R. Kelly & Devin the Dude
8. Wais P the Pimp – The Pussy is Yours ft. Devin the Dude
9. UGK – Pussy got me Dizzy
10. Lil’ Keke – Show me What that Pussy Made For (screwed & chopped)
11. Lil’ Wayne – Pussy, Money, Weed (screwed & chopped)
12. Webbie – Gimme That Pussy ft. Bun B (screwed & chopped)
13. Nas – Pussy Killz
14. Necro – Pussy is My Weakness
15. UGK – Harry Asshole ft. Lil’ Boosie & Webbie
    

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Strain and Train Your Pussy Mucles

At some point in your life as a woman you will reach a very special point of decreasing pussy muscle power. It’s normal at some point and most of will not even notice this small change in your life.

In fact it’s the point where boys/guys say: Oh, her pussy isn’t that tight as it was a few years ago. Guys love tight pussies and in some cases it’s a quality attribute to have a tight pussy – at least guys handle that as a quality attribute for women. Girls with tight pussies are more interesting for guys than girls with wide pussies.

I told you How To: Fake A Tight Pussy but instead of faking a tight pussy you should train your pussy muscles every day and increase the strenght of them. The benefits are not that small as you may think. You can have much more fun in bed, you can give more pleasure to your friend while he is in your tight pussy and you can even slow down the urge of peeing. I know that the last point sounds a bit weird but the fact is that a well trained pussy muscles can save your life in some special moments. Think of it!

Train your muscles the right way

All you need for this pussy workout:

• one 6inch/15cm long and not too thick dildo
• it should be one with higher weight – 250gram and more are fine (vibrators with batteries will do their job here)
• some time, about 15 minutes each day
• patience to reach success in your training
• some lube or vaseline

What we want to reach with this training

What’s the goal? – You might ask and I’ll tell you. Our goal is to train your pussy muscles in order to give you strength between your legs. After 2 weeks you should be able to hold a heavy dildo only with your pussy muscles. You will grab the dildo with your pussy like with your hand and can control your muscles a lot better than before.

The Training

1. First of all prepare yourself and relax your whole body. Taking a hot shower should work fine here. You should have time, each training will take about 15 minutes – the first units will take a bit longer 20-30 minutes.
2. use some lube or vaseline on your dildo and make it as slick and slippery as possible.
3. stand up, and place your feet about 100 to 120cm away from each other – so your pussy will ‘float’ in the air
4. now insert your dildo or vibrator into your pussy and you will notice that it will slip out after removing your hand. Try to hold it in your pussy – it shouldn’t slip out. It’s not easy, especially not in the first training units but believe me, it will work!
5. try … try … try …
6. It will work better and better each time you train your pussy. When it becomes too easy try some heavier dildos or some other toys.

Need more assistance with this training? Ask me and leave your comments.

Personal review: G-spot vibrator

Holy ‘O’ its a G-spot vibrator!

Don’t pack it in your suitcase when flying (I imagine the x-ray image would turn out much like you see on the next page) but do make sure to  keep this bad boy close at hand for frequent use.

I present, for your reading pleasure, the Intimates Personal Pleasurizer G-Spot Vibrator. It is by far the best battery operated piece of personal pleasure I’ve ever owned.

Designed to rub, tickle, and vibrate your sensitive bits to climax, this G-spot Vibe did not disappoint me.

Shortly after my order was delivered I stole the batteries out of my camera and gave this toy a whirl. *Note: a horny housewife with children will always run out of AA batteries. Stock up!

I hastily made my way to the bedroom, stripped out of my workout clothes, and slipped between the sheets nude.

Reaching between my legs I hesitantly slipped the vibrator slowly inside of me, catching my breath just a bit from the not yet warm material.

Once inside me this toy felt awesome! Firm, but not hard…yet not too soft to hold onto. It doesn’t have length to brag about, but the angle is right on. Instantly I felt the need to clench my muscles around it as I began slowly moving the toy in and out of me.

After quickly mastering the most pleasuring technique for maneuvering my new toy I turned on the vibrations. As soft as possible to begin with – yet still plenty powerful.

Every time I moved the toy even an inch, my muscles tightened with increasing heat over the length of the toy, while the nubs rubbed and vibrated on my sensitive clit.

Moving the toy with one hand, rocking my hips, and grasping my nipple with the other hand brought on a quick, powerful, explosive orgasm. Heat rushed through my body as the vibrations went from good, to exquisite, to finally more than I could take.

Lightly panting, and still gently rocking my hips to get the last ounces of pleasure out of my orgasm, I removed the toy and turned the vibrations off. I spent a moment marveling this new device in my life: I’ve never had a toy that worked both inside of me and the clitoris at the same time.

All I can say about that is, “Hell yes!”

The one draw back I noticed immediately is the noise. This vibrator rattles like it’s 1999! Not enough of a problem to keep me from recommending it, but just know that you may have to get creative.

(Dishwashers make fabulous noise covers. Relax and enjoy the pleasure at the same time your kitchen is cleaned!)

Please let me know if you’ve enjoyed my review, as I’m thinking of writing more. I’m also a good reader – if you’d like to share your experience please send them my way. I may be inspired to take out my new found favorite again!

stripper's that let you touch & suck

last night was the last night of my birthday adventures so we decided to go stripper hoping after my boy’s fantastic performance! 

we went to about three strip joints; one had too many boys there, it was like it was their very first time to see tits and even though the girls were hot, i got turned off by the crowd. the second joint didn’t have enough people, so the third place we went to was ‘B2o’ since it had become our new favourite spot. the crowd was good and whenever i blended in with the crowd, stripper’s would approach my boy thinking he was alone and it proved again (as i often forget) that my boy is quite a looker

even though we saw our fav stripper from the other night, i just wasn’t feeling it at these places. they were such a tease and the last time i got a dance i felt frustrated at the fact i couldn’t touch them. it was TOO much of a tease. i couldn’t even begin to imagine how a GUY would feel! 

a few years back i remembered going to my first strip club and they allowed clients to touch the stripper’s. i told my bf this and he too had heard this from a friend. so even though i wasn’t sure if this was still the case, we decided to make our final destination for the night there before heading home. it was nice and convenient because it was on the way home and very near to where we live. 

we walked in for free being that it was 2am in the morning and the first thing i noticed was a guy smoking…then another guy…then another! i was ecstatic at the fact we could smoke in there and i lit one up straight away as i had a look around the joint to get myself comfortable. the place hadn’t changed one bit and as i looked towards the end of the joint, the familiar one and only lapdance room was there. this joint was different to other clubs because they only had one room where everyone who wanted a dance could into. no one got private rooms, it was like a massive stripper orgy!

the windows for the room were heavily tinted but i could still see inside as stripper’s were giving their client’s dances, one stripper in particular was straddled on top of her client facing him as he was softly fondling her beautiful breasts. i couldn’t believe as eyes as this TOO hadn’t changed! i looked at the other people in there getting their lapdances and they too were doing the same thing; having their stripper’s straddle them as they got to fondle their big beautiful breasts as they grinded up against them. i could hardly wait for mine!

i took a shot of wet pussy (no pun intended) and we sat near the room so that the next hot stripper who walked out we could grab straight away. we didn’t have much time left as the place was going to be closing soon too. one girl in there had a beautiful body and naturally big tits to match, not to mention a sexy face. i looked at my bf knowing that he too felt the same way.

as she walked out i slowly brushed my finger’s against her arm to get her attention and she greeted me with a big smile. i asked if she did couples and she said “ofcourse!” and we all made our way into the orgy room.

 we were the only couple in there, not to mention I was the only non-stripper girl in there too. she started on me and i couldn’t help but touch her body straight away. i touched the smooth skin of her back and made her moan as i made my way up to cup her heavy breasts. and as she let her breasts tumble out i couldn’t help but want to ravish her right then and there as her nipples became hard  gently rolling them in between my fingers. 

she leant towards me and started kissing my neck and making her way towards my breasts. i put my hands through her long dark hair and then over the arch of her back to feel her smooth skin again. i leaned closer to her so could kiss her too and made her moan as i kissed the spots that i loved to be kissed on my own neck. 

she then sexily gets up and makes her way towards my boyfriend and kisses his neck as she slowly unbuttons his shirt. i can’t help but have my hands fondle her tits as i can’t get enough. i then grab my boyfriend’s hand and make him squeeze her breasts in his hand continuing to play with the other, knowing how much pleasure this is giving to her. 

she then turns around and sits on him, as i watch my bf giving her such sensual kisses on her back shoulder letting out moans as he rolls her jutted nipples in between his fingers…the sight is just TOO much for me to handle! i am so turned on at this point as iv got my hand rubbing on her thigh reminding myself that there is a no touching pussy policy! if you only knew how BADLY i wanted to touch her there! i was aching for her!

i then see my boyfriend lower his head making his way towards her breasts and he looks at me to do the same. we both take a nipple each into our mouths and make her moan in ecstasy! i wrap my lips around her nipple and suck it gently just like how i love to be sucked. i circle around and over her nipple with the tip of my tongue as i trace my finger’s around her breasts. i hear my boyfriend say to her, “you’re getting my girlfriend so horny…” and she replies back, “SHE’S getting me so horny!” i look up and give them both a very big sexy smile. 

she gets off him and as she makes her way to kneel in between my legs, i look around the room and notice how EVERYONE being the security guard, stripper’s and clients ALL have their eyes on US! it was amazing! it was like we gave THEM a show! 

the stripper had her hands on my thighs and slowly felt her way up under my skirt and before i knew it we were kissing! my bf later on told me that as soon as i started kissing her, her nipples became even harder…i’m pretty sure he too was finding it extremely hard to contain himself at this point. i pulled away in case i was coming on to her too much and she pulled me back for a lil bit more before our time was up. she looked at me with a gorgeous smile and said, “you’re so hot! i really hope you come back again!” i couldn’t help but think WHEN would be the next time i could have her and that experience again too!

as i got up and straightened myself out, everyone in the room had their jaws down to the ground, it felt so good knowing that i TOO turned them all on! i thanked the guard and gave him a smile, he too gave me a playful smile and a tap on the back (in other words, thanks for the show you kinky lil bitch! LOL)

writing this has gotten me so worked up that i’m going to grab my boy and role play a hot lil stripper scene…me being the stripper from last night and him telling me everything he would wanna do to her  

 

Rammstein Pussy : "Too big, Too small,..."

Après Benny Benassi, Eric Prydz et Geo Da Silva, Rammstein se lance dans le clip à caractère censurable.
A la précision prêt que si les précédents jouaient plutôt en mode 23h30 sur M6, Rammstein et sa légendaire subtilité germanique se cale directement sur canal un samedi soir en début de mois.
Evitez de cliquer sur ce lien au boulot

Vous apprécierez certainement la session dédicace à la confrérie de la choucroute et le final en Happy End.

Je suis même pas sur que les loustics aient apprécier le tournage , puisqu’ils n’apparaissent pas en même temps.
Bref, on aurait préféré un tel clip pour des jeunes qui (se) montent, comme Lyloo puisque les paroles sont assez proches de la soirée Msn :

Too big, too small,
Size does matter after all.
Zu groß, zu klein,
Er könnte etwas größer sein.

Merzedes-Benz und Autobahn,
Alleine in Außland das fahren,
Reise, reise, fahrvergnügen
Ich will nur spaß, mich nicht verlieben

Just a little bit…
Just a little bitch!

You’ve got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what’s the problem?
Let’s do it quick.
So take me now before it’s too late
Life’s too short, so I can’t wait.
Take me now, oh don’t you see,
I can’t get laid in Germany.

To short, too tall,
Doesn’t matter, one size fits all.
Zu groß, zu Klein,
Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein.

Schönes Fräulein, Lust auf mehr?
Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr!
Schnapps im Kopf, du holde Brau,
Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut!

Just a little bit…
Be my little bitch!

You’ve got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what’s the problem?
Let’s do it quick!
So take me now before it’s too late
Life’s too short, so I can’t wait.
Take me now, oh don’t you see,
I can’t get laid in Germany.

Germany!

Germany!

You’ve got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what’s the problem?
Let’s do it quick!

You’ve got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what’s the problem?
Let’s do it quick!

You’ve got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what’s the problem?
Let’s do it quick!
So take me now before it’s too late
Life’s too short, so I can’t wait.
Take me now, oh don’t you see,
I can’t get laid in Germany.

Peace and love, bravo rammstein! En tout cas, un beau programme politique.

Bradoc

Too big, too small,
Size does matter after all.
Zu groß, zu klein,
Er könnte etwas größer sein.

Merzedes-Benz und Autobahn,
Alleine in Außland das fahren,
Reise, reise, fahrvergnügen
Ich will nur spaß, mich nicht verlieben

Just a little bit…
Just a little bitch!

You’ve got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what’s the problem?
Let’s do it quick.
So take me now before it’s too late
Life’s too short, so I can’t wait.
Take me now, oh don’t you see,
I can’t get laid in Germany.

To short, too tall,
Doesn’t matter, one size fits all.
Zu groß, zu Klein,
Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein.

Schönes Fräulein, Lust auf mehr?
Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr!
Schnapps im Kopf, du holde Brau,
Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut!

Just a little bit…
Be my little bitch!

You’ve got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what’s the problem?
Let’s do it quick!
So take me now before it’s too late
Life’s too short, so I can’t wait.
Take me now, oh don’t you see,
I can’t get laid in Germany.

Germany!

Germany!

You’ve got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what’s the problem?
Let’s do it quick!

You’ve got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what’s the problem?
Let’s do it quick!

You’ve got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what’s the problem?
Let’s do it quick!
So take me now before it’s too late
Life’s too short, so I can’t wait.
Take me now, oh don’t you see,
I can’t get laid in Germany.

The Hot Pink Pussy

Years ago, when I made my first tentative forays into reading modern poetry I really got into William Carlos Williams — a poet whose work is completely obligatory for aspiring American poets. At first I really loved his stuff but, eventually, after a year or two, he fell out of favor with me. I had opted for the obscure intellectual plenitude of Wallace Stevens and his contemporary progeny, such as Ashberry. When W.C.W’s poems were placed beside the latter’s colorful labyrinths, his Imagism simply came to seem shallow and superficial to me; I even developed the idea that his poetic ’shallowness’ was due to the same mind-set that made him so suited to be a doctor, since physicians are, taken as a group, notoriously practical (and I still think there is something to this). But a few days ago I returned to his work for the first time in years and most of it is struck me with fresh and salutary force. It seems like I had never truly read him until now. Indeed, the good doctor is in a league of his own, the supreme word-painter. And what I now find most appealing about his best work is precisely the absence of maddening duality that has been present in all previous Western poetry; unlike with Stevensian poets, the reader doesn’t spend the whole time trying to wrestle himself out of linguistic bramble.
Certainly I had never truly appreciated his The Red Wheel Barrow until yesterday. A long time back, during the first creative writing course I ever took I had a quasi-famous (”fame” is a meaningless description of any contemporary poet) teacher who told me that the poem was actually about language. I tried to make sense of this for a long time, but I now see that he was simply wrong: it’s about the goddamn wheelbarrow. Anyway, while I was showering this morning I was running through the poem in my head and came up with a couple different versions of my own. The one I’ve included below probably wasn’t the best one but is at least faithful to the syllable count.

So much depends
upon

a hot pink
pussy

glazed with warm
fluids

beside the dark
anus.

Sasha Grey, por Terry Richardson

Estas fotos no sé de cuando son, ni para qué publicación fueron tomadas (bueno sí, Penthouse), y el caso es que no me importa lo más mínimo. Lo que sí importa es que fueron tomadas por Terry Richardson. Sasha Grey es una de las pocas canijas mundiales que me ponen. Y seguro que me pone tanto por esa cara de tomar apuntes en  clase de historia,  y a la vez estar  pensando en dos pollas dando vueltas en su boca.

Rammstein a lansat un videoclip pornografic

Sextetul german Rammstein a lansat clipul Pussy pe un site pentru adulti, informeaza blabbermouth.net. Single-ul promoveaza noul album al trupei, Liebe Ist Für Alle Da, care va aparea in luna octombrie.

Programat sa apara pe 18 septembrie, Pussy este primul single de pe noul disc Rammstein, intitulat Liebe Ist Für Alle Da. Cel de-al saselea album de studio va fi lansat pe 20 octombrie si contine 11 piese.

Discografie Rammstein: Herzeleid (1995), Sehnsucht (1997), Live aus Berlin (1999), Mutter (2001), Reise, Reise (2004), Rosenrot (2005).

Videoclipul Pussy poate fi vazut aici.

Liebe ist für alle da!

Rammstein sind zurück – und das nicht zu kurz! Die Band feierte schon weltweite Erfolge mit ihrer “speziellen” Musik, daran wird jetzt angeknüpft. “Pussy” schimpft sich die neue Single, die seit gestern (18. Sep) in jedem Geschäft zu haben ist – doch das Video zum Lied läuft nicht im TV? Video ab 18 – so hieß es bei der Weltpremiere des Clips. Nach der hälfte wunderte ich mich allerdings, warum das ganze ab 18 ist, zum Ende hin wusste ich dann garnicht, was ich sagen soll.

Wir nennen den Clip mal… eigends. So allgemein sieht das Video gut gemacht aus, der Song wird wieder ein Hit, der Airplay wird dann sicher auf sich warten lassen. Dennoch ist der Song bei dem bekanntesten Musikdownload Anbieter iTunes an der Spitze.

Wer sich die CD kaufen möchte, kann dies bei z. B. Amazon.de (Link zur Single) machen.

Das Album “Liebe Ist Für Alle Da” steht bereits auf Platz 1 der Amazon.de Verkaufsposition, dort kann man es sich schon vorbestellen. Die normale, sowie Special Edition des Albums wird am 16. Oktober erscheinen.

Hier die aktuellen Tour Termine der Band

08.11.2009 Portugal Lissabon Pavilhão Atlântico

10.11.2009 Spanien Madrid Palacio de Deportes de la Comunidad de Madrid Tickets

12.11.2009 Spanien Barcelona Pavelló Olímpic de Badalona

14.11.2009 Spanien Bilbao Bizkaia Arena Tickets

16.11.2009 Frankreich Nantes Zénith Nantes Métropole

18.11.2009 Schweiz Basel St. Jakobshalle

19.11.2009 Schweiz Genf Arena de Genève

21.11.2009 Österreich Wien Stadthalle

23.11.2009 Deutschland München Olympiahalle

24.11.2009 Deutschland Leipzig Arena

25.11.2009 Tschechische Republik Prag O2 Arena

27.11.2009 Polen Katowice Spodek

29.11.2009 Deutschland Köln Lanxess Arena

30.11.2009 Deutschland Köln Lanxess Arena

02.12.2009 Frankreich Lyon Halle Tony Garnier

03.12.2009 Frankreich Straßburg Zénith

04.12.2009 Luxemburg Luxemburg Rockhal

06.12.2009 Niederlande Arnheim GelreDome

08.12.2009 Frankreich Paris Bercy

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10.12.2009 Belgien Antwerpen Sportpaleis

11.12.2009 Deutschland Frankfurt Festhalle

12.12.2009 Deutschland Stuttgart Schleyer-Halle

14.12.2009 Deutschland Hamburg Color Line Arena

15.12.2009 Dänemark Kopenhagen Forum

17.12.2009 Deutschland Rostock HanseMesse

18.12.2009 Deutschland Berlin Velodrom

19.12.2009 Deutschland Berlin Velodrom

20.12.2009 Deutschland Berlin Velodrom

21.12.2009 Deutschland Berlin Velodrom

02.02.2010 Vereinigtes Königreich (GB) Manchester MEN

03.02.2010 Vereinigtes Königreich (GB) Birmingham LG Arena

04.02.2010 Vereinigtes Königreich (GB) London Wembley Arena

06.02.2010 Deutschland Dortmund Westfalenhalle 1

07.02.2010 Deutschland Dortmund Westfalenhalle 1

08.02.2010 Deutschland Mannheim Maimarkthalle

10.02.2010 Deutschland Chemnitz Arena

11.02.2010 Deutschland Dresden Messehalle

12.02.2010 Deutschland Dresden Messehalle

14.02.2010 Deutschland Erfurt Messehalle

15.02.2010 Deutschland Kiel Sparkassenarena

16.02.2010 Schweden Malmö Malmö Arena

18.02.2010 Norwegen Oslo Vallhall Arena)

20.02.2010 Schweden Stockholm Ericsson Globe Arena

22.02.2010 Finnland Helsinki Hartwall Arena

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HOLLA DIE WALDFEE!

Jajajajajjajajajaajaja ich weis, eine etwas mehr als eine Woche und schon schreibt er wieder, dabei hat er doch so ein großes trara drum gemacht… Nein hab ich nicht =) Irgendwie bekamen die Leute nen falschen riecher bei meinem letzten Post. Es sollte nur ein Hinweis darauf werden, das ich, bis ich mich wohl fühle und mich an die Arbeit gewöhnt habe, Pause machen werde und man in der Zeit nichts hätte erwarten dürfen. Also lasst die “wolltest dich ja nur selber hypen”-Scheisse bitte sein, denn der Diktator der sich nirgendswo rein reden lässt und alle zu tode flamed ist wieder da =)

So. Den Anfang des Wiedereinstiegs machen 3 Firstlooks, wobei das eine kein Firstlook ist, weil ichs nun schon fast drei mal durch hab, aber so nennt man halt das ganze Zeug bevors nen Review ist etc. pp, leckt mich zu tode.

Naja wie dem auch sei, die drei Firstlooks zu Mini Ninjas, Batman Arkham Asylum und Need For Speed Shift (über die es übrigens alle ein Review geben wird) werden im Laufe des Wochenendes hier erscheinen, um euch über Wasser zu halten, gibts hier erstmal das neue Video von Rammstein: Klick

Blestemul.Partea a 2-a .

Iata ca nu a trecut nici o saptamana , ca deja am gasit si alte failuri prin Search Engine.

1.se freaca in autobuz – si foloseste ulei ca sa nu se intepeneasca?

2.ghiozdan testoasa – ii, ce simpatic ^^.

3.walter melon fucking – si seful mamei se uita la porno cu tom si jerry si alba ca zapada si cei 7 pitici, deci nu te ingrijora, nu esti singurul ratat.

4.menajera hoata – cauta blogul lui mgu.

5.sa ma masturbez cu un morcov – vrei niste sfaturi? sa nu’l fierbi, ca o sa mirosi a supa , si s-ar putea sa se si rupa, sau daca tii musai sa’l fiebi , sa nu uiti sa mai bagi si cate o ceapa.vezi sa dai si pe langa ‘pereti’  ca o ramas niste piure de data trecuta.

6.lesin buze albe – dansez sfecla galbena

7.alintaturi vulgare – s-a saturat de ‘proasta handicapata si scumpica’?

8.what happens on pussy – stays on pussy

9.barbat burtan – inca iti cauti marea iubire?

10.genti facute pentru furat – nu ma pot abtine – au un roman incorporat?

Cat Vs Werewolf.

I sometimes forget that Brooklyn’s residents don’t know who is a werewolf on site.

They might know one or two people, through interactions with the pack. But not everyone likes a werewolf, even if they look human on the outside. I got a rude reminder of this recently. About how one of the most common residents of many a neighborhood in New York feels about werewolves in general.

Yes the claws do, quite literally come out in “Cat versus werewolf”.

It’s a territorial thing. It’s an animal thing, it’s a power play.

There are some friends of mine, Nons, who’s houses I can’t visit, merely because they’re cat owners. I found this out the hard way one time when I visited my friend Jace recently. I didn’t know Jace had bought a cat.

Jace has a black and white tabby cat called…wait for it…Pussy Gaga. I kid you not. Seriously, like that’s an homage of sorts.

So pussy gaga struts into the room I’m in with Jace, because cats, even domestic cats, like pussy gaga strut and saunter, like they own you and the world around them. Ever notice how cat’s always have this self righteous air of nobility and entitlement around them? I think they’re born with it.

So pussy gaga saunters into the room, ignores Jace, because that’s how you get attention when you’re a cat, and freezes mid way across the room. Gets down on her haunches, her tail whips up her head down, her hair is standing up to attention when she starts hissing at me.

Pussy Gaga, is staring me down and hissing at me.

So I laugh awkwardly and look at Jace who’s frowning and saying “I don’t know what’s wrong with her, she’s normally very good around people. Loves the extra attention.”

Yeah, I know what’s wrong with her.

I’ve set off her hatred mode because she’s smelling through the human in me and sensing lupine yet she’s recognizing a human.

I’m freaking pussy gaga the shit out.

She’s never come across someone like me in the Animal kingdom.

So I say “Oh Maybe she can just smell the dog on me, that I was uh, patting before I came here. Must be on my clothes or something.” Jace looks at me and then at the still in defensive I HATE YOU mode, pussy gaga was in.

Sure, sure, that excuse sounded lame even to me.

Finally Jace goes to pick pussy gaga up, lest the Mexican stand off between werewolf and domestic cat continue, forever. The cat is digging it’s claws into the wooden floor and hissing and making all kinds of noises. Putting up a serious fight for, wanting to fight for her right to be the PET of the house. I’m thinking, fine by me. I’m nobody’s Pet you domestic feline furball. Jace is struggling, yes, against a domestic cat, go figure. Pussy Gaga is in war mode.

What I should have done, was attempted to show pussy gaga that I was no threat to her, that I meant her no harm.

Instead I did what every friend would do, and tried to help Jace by also attempting to pick up the cat from the front, while he tried to pick her up from her stomach and behind. This cat was being stubborn beyond belief. Which meant of course, I had to come down to her level. Stupid, rookie move, really.

You’d think with the hissing noises getting louder I’d have clued in to my fate.

I didn’t even get a hand on pussy gaga before she leapt out of Jace’s hold and struck out at me. but scratching my face I raised my hand to scratch back at her, but she was quick in jumping onto my shoulder and springboarding past me and out of the room quickly. Jace then proceeded to freak out when he saw the blood on my face. I went to the bathroom to clean myself up. How bad could my fight with a privileged pussy be?

I checked out the side of my face in the mirror, I literally had claw marks down the side of my face. Fine pink trails, short but obvious on my cheek. It stung but I knew it would heal in day or two and there’d be nothing to show. For a domestic cat, that was a pretty good score in showing me, who’s the boss. I cleaned up my face and walked out of the bathroom. Only to see Pussy Gaga waiting in the hallway for me. But she sat there looking regal and content. Calm as fuck.

The bitch!

So I walked slowly towards her , bent down, not completely low and level with her and growled at her. And not in a human way. She hissed back up at me and ran off quickly.

I straightened up smiling. I pretty much made my excuses to leave straight after that, not because I wanted to avoid pussy gaga, but because my wolf had been stirred up and I wanted to seriously fight, pussy gaga.

I mean full on bitch fight, my werewolf versus her domestic cattiness. Had I gotten my hands on her, I might have been able to answer the age old question about how much room you need to swing a cat in.

Brokeback Idol

We had a nice sunday Moussaka lunch in the locale today.

My moms best friend, her daughter and BF came over to visit, it was very nice.

We were watching Swedish Idol on Tv for a while, seriously I cant believe how little talent there is in this country.

CUNTry!

It is such a cheap wanna be of the great American Idol and British Pop Idol.

The jury sucks, they are so wanna be pretentious Simon Cowell copies the whole bunch of them, and all of the contestant are so embarrassing that I get embarrassed just watching them on tv…

I think all guys and girls sound basically the same, same swedish NON talented bunch of losers…urgh makes me sick.

Swedish Idol looks and sounds like something so cheap and pathetic that it should be broadcasted on commercial free air channel Öppna kanalen.

I can imagine something like that would look like…something like this

Training today at cirkus was really fun, three of my schoolfriends joined meh

-Damn I almost died today I think…or atleast would have gotten paralyzed for life.

I did a frontflip on the tumbler, it was really high and my rotation was perfect, but I landed so straight and hard that my back bent and richoched in and out, FUCK it hurt like FUCK!

-It was really scary, though it didnt hurt so much for long , just a striking instant pain for a few minutes…buhu, Im glad to be alive.

You should know that this is for you <3

Big Boob Device Bondage

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Big Boob Device Bondage

Diana Doll is gardening in her beautiful backyard when we grabbed that hoe and mouth gagged her, tied that MILF to a post and fucked her delicious rose pussy! She squirmed and moaned and still wanted to get drilled more! Having a shaft dig deep in her throat and even deeper in her pussy, Diana kept restrained and flipped over exposing her amazing house wife ass! We garden spoked and tied her to the ground and busted a huge fucking nut all over her whore face…. Join here!

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your lips are Caprison packets of sex juice; now where is the straw?

Things I’d like to write about while I’m asleep. I think about them when I’m asleep. Sex. Always…women. Tasty. Soap and suds. Men, occasionally but not in the way you are thinking right now. Like last night, I had though about Bukowski. How his wisdom appeals to me at times. I see it as the center of some other center. Where we are orbs that revolve around it. like last night for an example. I read one of his short stories on lsd. I don’t remember the title. I was having a bad day. Not entirely bad, but the kinds of days where you reminisce shit. You know the good and the bad stuff. Then you think about love. If it is just a word, or something to say to people to make them feel better. I mean, I love to hear that I’m loved at times too. But then again, too much of anything is always not enough and the least you hear them — could possibly lead to bliss or either….or neither…maybe contentment or contempt.

Anyway reading Bukowski, did shit all over my perception of the world. No matter how nihilistic he is at times. His worldly contortions are rather blasphemous yet comforting. Our existence is rather shitty if you could come to terms with it. What is better are the good times and realizing they are not always there. Sometimes we just put ourselves in a trap. Rather to accept that we are not in one. Good to know though, that we are prisoners anyway. And beauty is not always sought for in the preconception of beauty. I could just as well be a drifter and be trapped. Rather than be a banker and have a free soul. But I think the truth lies in the acceptance of contradiction.

I know how like certain elements in life. In the more physical aspect like making a concrete monument for the executions of humanity and prosperity of consumerist death. Bricks have to be laid. Then there is the cement that holds together. All these things always supporting each other to make a point. A structurally cohesive point. Something that we could touch. See with our eyes. Enter and exit with our bodies. The nature of words too. Like for eg. Words that come together to project an emotion or meaning or a point or some sort of logic that the other person could perceive. Then he will take that and make it his/her own and project out in to his/her world. So the web of things may branch out so extensively and always finds its way back to us.

So there is really no reason to, be selective in what we use in order to project. We could just as well use coffee mugs and plywood and paper to build a monument. And that conception would have just as easily be derived from somewhere else. Striking at first. Awe inspiring. But then later when least attention is projected onto it. All that had made it what it was just fades away. Nothing is new. Nothing is old. Really. I just think nothing really exists. Bukowski sees this.

Fuck be bothered to be loved. When we truly know that we are incapable of loving for every moment and every minute of our lives. There is always hatred too. There is always sadness. Then happiness. Then love again. And why expect the same. Everything is words. Words…words and more fucking words. Language is a twisted medium and one never should have faith in them anyway. Silence should have been the one and only virtue.

Then I wake up from my sleep and want to write shit like…. I want to drink the pleasure from your lips. Run my nails through your hair and exhale my warm chocolate breath on your exposed shoulder. My tongue will surge with blood as it salivates you pores and taste its sweat. Gushing from all sides of you soft skin. The tongue will exert itself on your neck. teeth gently nibbling on its stretched skin as your head falls back into my hands. As my hands move and caress with the gentle touch of wet fingers the insides of your thighs. Now I just want to kiss you and feel the blood collected within your supple lips and run my fingers through your spine illuminating the electric from within.

I put the pen down. Still words. Dangerous. Capitalizing. Have not faith in them cause they only last as long as you read them or remember them. So what is this love anyway just plain desire. Or the pain within desire. Or wanting. Or needing. Or not being able to live without. I have stopped smoking. Wish I did. I should just watch some porn instead. Even knowing it would never complete me. The leviathans of the world drink from my cup again. Goodnight.

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Theatre Slut Jasy

Jasy looks like the girl next door but, she has a bad girl streak that Dirty D is cultivating. Dirty D takes Jasy to the dark porn theater to expose her to the seedy sexual underground. Jasy never knew that anonymous public sex existed, and now she it about to get a taste of it first hand. Dirty D brings her inside the theater and Jasy quickly notices that all eyes are on her. Dirty D removes Jasy’s top showing off her natural titties. The crowd starts jacking their cocks in anticipation of what’s to come. Dirty D lifts her skirt to find that she is wearing no panties and is wet and ready. Jasy bends over and sucks Dirty D’s dick while he shows off her shaved pussy to the crowd. Dirty D takes turns fucking her with a guy from the crowd. Soon Jasy begins taking loads of hot cum all over her tits. Dirty D gives Jasy a big messy creampie for the grand finale!

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Pic 1 or 2 Big Butts vs. Big Boobs

Big Butts

Manuel wanted to have his way with Ana by the pool but she desperately wanted him to go inside. He refused until she started teasing him by showing off her perfect ass and perky tits. Manuel hypnotized by Ana followed her indoors were she had her beautiful Russian friend Summer waiting for some cock..  Join here!

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Big Boobs

The beautiful Liza paid us a visit to show off those huge natural round titties of hers. This barely legal chick had the complete package. Beautiful face, perky big boobs and a tight ass to match. Add in her willingness to get naked in front of a camera and all the ingredients are present for a great shoot. We started outside and slowly but surely got into the big boob worship. Baby oil in hand, Mai let us know how much she enjoyed getting titty fucked and how sensitive her big puffy nipples were when being sucked. After she was all worked up, we went inside she changed clothes shit here fellas. Enjoy. Join here!

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24 hours of fucking the sexiest man in New York

Read after, “My pussy needed fucked, but is only teased for now, making my camel toe cream.

24 hours of fucking the sexiest man in New York.

Read after, “My pussy needed fucked, but is only teased for now, making my camel toe cream.

I’m positive I left a puddle on the sidewalk after Antonio planted that magical kiss on me, and I for sure continued my dripping all the way into his sleek ride.

Once inside the closed confines of the car, it was amazing. The surround sound stereo was at a low hum, wrapped us with it’s vibrations along with the smell of leather and Antonio’s yummy cologne.

“Hi.”

“Hi.”

 We both looked at each other again, smiling like love sick teenagers, and giggling just the same.

“I’m so grateful you were able to tear yourself away from work tonight.”

“Me too,” he said. His dimples were gorgeous, and we could hardly compose ourselves.

“So, hungry?”

Ohhhh, hell ya.

“Mmmmhmmm.”

I smiled, we giggled.

It was crazy. I’d only had an hour of conversation with this guy on the plane and here we were, now blazing a trail of heat into the city.

I couldn’t keep my eyes off of him, and he kept shooting me glances every chance he could.

I let my dress slide down my thigh, and he just kept rubbing my knee, keeping his distance from what was obvious what we both wanted him to do.

It’s better this way. If you fuck this guy right now, he won’t want to see you tomorrow and you want to see him tomorrow.

We both wanted to fuck each other into exhaustion, but he was just as hesitant as I was so I tried to focus on some sort of conversation other than thoughts of tearing his clothes off.

After about ten minutes of driving and conversing I found out how Antonio had tracked me down. He was not only a bodyguard, he was a private investigator.

Lucky me, a private dick, yum.

And he had a whole week off between clients.

Lucky me, I didn’t have to start my new job for a whole week.

“So, Dee, we’re here.”

Here looked pretty damn good since he’d pulled up to the valet service at what must have been his high rise on the upper east side.

“Dinner?” I asked a little puzzled if we were just skipping straight to dessert.

“Yes ma’am.”

As we exited the car, Antonio popped the trunk.

He retrieved a couple of canvas shopping bags filled with fresh groceries.

Holy shit, he cooks too?

He carried the two bags in his left hand and guided me into his building by gently placing his right hand on the exposed skin of my lower back.

Antonio didn’t live in the penthouse suite, but he might as well have because that was the longest elevator ride I’ve ever taken without getting off at the top.

He smelled so good in the close confines of the space, and apparently I did too because somewhere around floor two, he couldn’t keep his nose off my neck, or his tongue or lips.

My pussy was aching, as Antonio unlocked the door to his apartment.

I wanted to fuck him so badly and I was fighting every instinct in my body not to just go down on him right there in his doorway.

However, apparently he wanted to eat, and I wasn’t completely on the menu… yet.

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