Saturday, September 26, 2009

Personal review: G-spot vibrator

Holy ‘O’ its a G-spot vibrator!

Don’t pack it in your suitcase when flying (I imagine the x-ray image would turn out much like you see on the next page) but do make sure to  keep this bad boy close at hand for frequent use.

I present, for your reading pleasure, the Intimates Personal Pleasurizer G-Spot Vibrator. It is by far the best battery operated piece of personal pleasure I’ve ever owned.

Designed to rub, tickle, and vibrate your sensitive bits to climax, this G-spot Vibe did not disappoint me.

Shortly after my order was delivered I stole the batteries out of my camera and gave this toy a whirl. *Note: a horny housewife with children will always run out of AA batteries. Stock up!

I hastily made my way to the bedroom, stripped out of my workout clothes, and slipped between the sheets nude.

Reaching between my legs I hesitantly slipped the vibrator slowly inside of me, catching my breath just a bit from the not yet warm material.

Once inside me this toy felt awesome! Firm, but not hard…yet not too soft to hold onto. It doesn’t have length to brag about, but the angle is right on. Instantly I felt the need to clench my muscles around it as I began slowly moving the toy in and out of me.

After quickly mastering the most pleasuring technique for maneuvering my new toy I turned on the vibrations. As soft as possible to begin with – yet still plenty powerful.

Every time I moved the toy even an inch, my muscles tightened with increasing heat over the length of the toy, while the nubs rubbed and vibrated on my sensitive clit.

Moving the toy with one hand, rocking my hips, and grasping my nipple with the other hand brought on a quick, powerful, explosive orgasm. Heat rushed through my body as the vibrations went from good, to exquisite, to finally more than I could take.

Lightly panting, and still gently rocking my hips to get the last ounces of pleasure out of my orgasm, I removed the toy and turned the vibrations off. I spent a moment marveling this new device in my life: I’ve never had a toy that worked both inside of me and the clitoris at the same time.

All I can say about that is, “Hell yes!”

The one draw back I noticed immediately is the noise. This vibrator rattles like it’s 1999! Not enough of a problem to keep me from recommending it, but just know that you may have to get creative.

(Dishwashers make fabulous noise covers. Relax and enjoy the pleasure at the same time your kitchen is cleaned!)

Please let me know if you’ve enjoyed my review, as I’m thinking of writing more. I’m also a good reader – if you’d like to share your experience please send them my way. I may be inspired to take out my new found favorite again!

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