#30. Pussy

Quick get on your knees, with yo’ sweet pussy let it breathe
Two fingers is all in your hole, think I can fit three
Your pink lips, spread it in shit, let me throw my dick in
Grab my shit and place it gently, on your clit
Ping-pong pussy, wide world of wombs titty saggin
Stomach on some scriveled up prune shit
Too much air in your pussy you screamin that it’s
TALKIN TO YOU DADDY, fart’s breathin out your lips splashin my dick badly
Use vinegar, to try to tighten up your ginger
All-mighty dick, ran in with a cape, some call him engine

-Tony Starks, “The Projects”

#30. PUSSY

1. UGK – Pregnant Pussy
2. II Nazty – Pussy Whipped
3. Gucci Mane – Pussy & Patron ft. Q6 & Big Truck
4. Mystikal – Pussy Crook
5. Ludacris – Pussy Poppin’
6. Ol’ Dirty Bastard – I Want Pussy
7. Jay-Z – Pussy ft. R. Kelly & Devin the Dude
8. Wais P the Pimp – The Pussy is Yours ft. Devin the Dude
9. UGK – Pussy got me Dizzy
10. Lil’ Keke – Show me What that Pussy Made For (screwed & chopped)
11. Lil’ Wayne – Pussy, Money, Weed (screwed & chopped)
12. Webbie – Gimme That Pussy ft. Bun B (screwed & chopped)
13. Nas – Pussy Killz
14. Necro – Pussy is My Weakness
15. UGK – Harry Asshole ft. Lil’ Boosie & Webbie
    

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Strain and Train Your Pussy Mucles

At some point in your life as a woman you will reach a very special point of decreasing pussy muscle power. It’s normal at some point and most of will not even notice this small change in your life.

In fact it’s the point where boys/guys say: Oh, her pussy isn’t that tight as it was a few years ago. Guys love tight pussies and in some cases it’s a quality attribute to have a tight pussy – at least guys handle that as a quality attribute for women. Girls with tight pussies are more interesting for guys than girls with wide pussies.

I told you How To: Fake A Tight Pussy but instead of faking a tight pussy you should train your pussy muscles every day and increase the strenght of them. The benefits are not that small as you may think. You can have much more fun in bed, you can give more pleasure to your friend while he is in your tight pussy and you can even slow down the urge of peeing. I know that the last point sounds a bit weird but the fact is that a well trained pussy muscles can save your life in some special moments. Think of it!

Train your muscles the right way

All you need for this pussy workout:

• one 6inch/15cm long and not too thick dildo
• it should be one with higher weight – 250gram and more are fine (vibrators with batteries will do their job here)
• some time, about 15 minutes each day
• patience to reach success in your training
• some lube or vaseline

What we want to reach with this training

What’s the goal? – You might ask and I’ll tell you. Our goal is to train your pussy muscles in order to give you strength between your legs. After 2 weeks you should be able to hold a heavy dildo only with your pussy muscles. You will grab the dildo with your pussy like with your hand and can control your muscles a lot better than before.

The Training

1. First of all prepare yourself and relax your whole body. Taking a hot shower should work fine here. You should have time, each training will take about 15 minutes – the first units will take a bit longer 20-30 minutes.
2. use some lube or vaseline on your dildo and make it as slick and slippery as possible.
3. stand up, and place your feet about 100 to 120cm away from each other – so your pussy will ‘float’ in the air
4. now insert your dildo or vibrator into your pussy and you will notice that it will slip out after removing your hand. Try to hold it in your pussy – it shouldn’t slip out. It’s not easy, especially not in the first training units but believe me, it will work!
5. try … try … try …
6. It will work better and better each time you train your pussy. When it becomes too easy try some heavier dildos or some other toys.

Need more assistance with this training? Ask me and leave your comments.

Personal review: G-spot vibrator

Holy ‘O’ its a G-spot vibrator!

Don’t pack it in your suitcase when flying (I imagine the x-ray image would turn out much like you see on the next page) but do make sure to  keep this bad boy close at hand for frequent use.

I present, for your reading pleasure, the Intimates Personal Pleasurizer G-Spot Vibrator. It is by far the best battery operated piece of personal pleasure I’ve ever owned.

Designed to rub, tickle, and vibrate your sensitive bits to climax, this G-spot Vibe did not disappoint me.

Shortly after my order was delivered I stole the batteries out of my camera and gave this toy a whirl. *Note: a horny housewife with children will always run out of AA batteries. Stock up!

I hastily made my way to the bedroom, stripped out of my workout clothes, and slipped between the sheets nude.

Reaching between my legs I hesitantly slipped the vibrator slowly inside of me, catching my breath just a bit from the not yet warm material.

Once inside me this toy felt awesome! Firm, but not hard…yet not too soft to hold onto. It doesn’t have length to brag about, but the angle is right on. Instantly I felt the need to clench my muscles around it as I began slowly moving the toy in and out of me.

After quickly mastering the most pleasuring technique for maneuvering my new toy I turned on the vibrations. As soft as possible to begin with – yet still plenty powerful.

Every time I moved the toy even an inch, my muscles tightened with increasing heat over the length of the toy, while the nubs rubbed and vibrated on my sensitive clit.

Moving the toy with one hand, rocking my hips, and grasping my nipple with the other hand brought on a quick, powerful, explosive orgasm. Heat rushed through my body as the vibrations went from good, to exquisite, to finally more than I could take.

Lightly panting, and still gently rocking my hips to get the last ounces of pleasure out of my orgasm, I removed the toy and turned the vibrations off. I spent a moment marveling this new device in my life: I’ve never had a toy that worked both inside of me and the clitoris at the same time.

All I can say about that is, “Hell yes!”

The one draw back I noticed immediately is the noise. This vibrator rattles like it’s 1999! Not enough of a problem to keep me from recommending it, but just know that you may have to get creative.

(Dishwashers make fabulous noise covers. Relax and enjoy the pleasure at the same time your kitchen is cleaned!)

Please let me know if you’ve enjoyed my review, as I’m thinking of writing more. I’m also a good reader – if you’d like to share your experience please send them my way. I may be inspired to take out my new found favorite again!

stripper's that let you touch & suck

last night was the last night of my birthday adventures so we decided to go stripper hoping after my boy’s fantastic performance! 

we went to about three strip joints; one had too many boys there, it was like it was their very first time to see tits and even though the girls were hot, i got turned off by the crowd. the second joint didn’t have enough people, so the third place we went to was ‘B2o’ since it had become our new favourite spot. the crowd was good and whenever i blended in with the crowd, stripper’s would approach my boy thinking he was alone and it proved again (as i often forget) that my boy is quite a looker

even though we saw our fav stripper from the other night, i just wasn’t feeling it at these places. they were such a tease and the last time i got a dance i felt frustrated at the fact i couldn’t touch them. it was TOO much of a tease. i couldn’t even begin to imagine how a GUY would feel! 

a few years back i remembered going to my first strip club and they allowed clients to touch the stripper’s. i told my bf this and he too had heard this from a friend. so even though i wasn’t sure if this was still the case, we decided to make our final destination for the night there before heading home. it was nice and convenient because it was on the way home and very near to where we live. 

we walked in for free being that it was 2am in the morning and the first thing i noticed was a guy smoking…then another guy…then another! i was ecstatic at the fact we could smoke in there and i lit one up straight away as i had a look around the joint to get myself comfortable. the place hadn’t changed one bit and as i looked towards the end of the joint, the familiar one and only lapdance room was there. this joint was different to other clubs because they only had one room where everyone who wanted a dance could into. no one got private rooms, it was like a massive stripper orgy!

the windows for the room were heavily tinted but i could still see inside as stripper’s were giving their client’s dances, one stripper in particular was straddled on top of her client facing him as he was softly fondling her beautiful breasts. i couldn’t believe as eyes as this TOO hadn’t changed! i looked at the other people in there getting their lapdances and they too were doing the same thing; having their stripper’s straddle them as they got to fondle their big beautiful breasts as they grinded up against them. i could hardly wait for mine!

i took a shot of wet pussy (no pun intended) and we sat near the room so that the next hot stripper who walked out we could grab straight away. we didn’t have much time left as the place was going to be closing soon too. one girl in there had a beautiful body and naturally big tits to match, not to mention a sexy face. i looked at my bf knowing that he too felt the same way.

as she walked out i slowly brushed my finger’s against her arm to get her attention and she greeted me with a big smile. i asked if she did couples and she said “ofcourse!” and we all made our way into the orgy room.

 we were the only couple in there, not to mention I was the only non-stripper girl in there too. she started on me and i couldn’t help but touch her body straight away. i touched the smooth skin of her back and made her moan as i made my way up to cup her heavy breasts. and as she let her breasts tumble out i couldn’t help but want to ravish her right then and there as her nipples became hard  gently rolling them in between my fingers. 

she leant towards me and started kissing my neck and making her way towards my breasts. i put my hands through her long dark hair and then over the arch of her back to feel her smooth skin again. i leaned closer to her so could kiss her too and made her moan as i kissed the spots that i loved to be kissed on my own neck. 

she then sexily gets up and makes her way towards my boyfriend and kisses his neck as she slowly unbuttons his shirt. i can’t help but have my hands fondle her tits as i can’t get enough. i then grab my boyfriend’s hand and make him squeeze her breasts in his hand continuing to play with the other, knowing how much pleasure this is giving to her. 

she then turns around and sits on him, as i watch my bf giving her such sensual kisses on her back shoulder letting out moans as he rolls her jutted nipples in between his fingers…the sight is just TOO much for me to handle! i am so turned on at this point as iv got my hand rubbing on her thigh reminding myself that there is a no touching pussy policy! if you only knew how BADLY i wanted to touch her there! i was aching for her!

i then see my boyfriend lower his head making his way towards her breasts and he looks at me to do the same. we both take a nipple each into our mouths and make her moan in ecstasy! i wrap my lips around her nipple and suck it gently just like how i love to be sucked. i circle around and over her nipple with the tip of my tongue as i trace my finger’s around her breasts. i hear my boyfriend say to her, “you’re getting my girlfriend so horny…” and she replies back, “SHE’S getting me so horny!” i look up and give them both a very big sexy smile. 

she gets off him and as she makes her way to kneel in between my legs, i look around the room and notice how EVERYONE being the security guard, stripper’s and clients ALL have their eyes on US! it was amazing! it was like we gave THEM a show! 

the stripper had her hands on my thighs and slowly felt her way up under my skirt and before i knew it we were kissing! my bf later on told me that as soon as i started kissing her, her nipples became even harder…i’m pretty sure he too was finding it extremely hard to contain himself at this point. i pulled away in case i was coming on to her too much and she pulled me back for a lil bit more before our time was up. she looked at me with a gorgeous smile and said, “you’re so hot! i really hope you come back again!” i couldn’t help but think WHEN would be the next time i could have her and that experience again too!

as i got up and straightened myself out, everyone in the room had their jaws down to the ground, it felt so good knowing that i TOO turned them all on! i thanked the guard and gave him a smile, he too gave me a playful smile and a tap on the back (in other words, thanks for the show you kinky lil bitch! LOL)

writing this has gotten me so worked up that i’m going to grab my boy and role play a hot lil stripper scene…me being the stripper from last night and him telling me everything he would wanna do to her  

 

Rammstein Pussy : "Too big, Too small,..."

Après Benny Benassi, Eric Prydz et Geo Da Silva, Rammstein se lance dans le clip à caractère censurable.
A la précision prêt que si les précédents jouaient plutôt en mode 23h30 sur M6, Rammstein et sa légendaire subtilité germanique se cale directement sur canal un samedi soir en début de mois.
Evitez de cliquer sur ce lien au boulot

Vous apprécierez certainement la session dédicace à la confrérie de la choucroute et le final en Happy End.

Je suis même pas sur que les loustics aient apprécier le tournage , puisqu’ils n’apparaissent pas en même temps.
Bref, on aurait préféré un tel clip pour des jeunes qui (se) montent, comme Lyloo puisque les paroles sont assez proches de la soirée Msn :

Too big, too small,
Size does matter after all.
Zu groß, zu klein,
Er könnte etwas größer sein.

Merzedes-Benz und Autobahn,
Alleine in Außland das fahren,
Reise, reise, fahrvergnügen
Ich will nur spaß, mich nicht verlieben

Just a little bit…
Just a little bitch!

You’ve got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what’s the problem?
Let’s do it quick.
So take me now before it’s too late
Life’s too short, so I can’t wait.
Take me now, oh don’t you see,
I can’t get laid in Germany.

To short, too tall,
Doesn’t matter, one size fits all.
Zu groß, zu Klein,
Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein.

Schönes Fräulein, Lust auf mehr?
Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr!
Schnapps im Kopf, du holde Brau,
Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut!

Just a little bit…
Be my little bitch!

You’ve got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what’s the problem?
Let’s do it quick!
So take me now before it’s too late
Life’s too short, so I can’t wait.
Take me now, oh don’t you see,
I can’t get laid in Germany.

Germany!

Germany!

You’ve got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what’s the problem?
Let’s do it quick!

You’ve got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what’s the problem?
Let’s do it quick!

You’ve got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what’s the problem?
Let’s do it quick!
So take me now before it’s too late
Life’s too short, so I can’t wait.
Take me now, oh don’t you see,
I can’t get laid in Germany.

Peace and love, bravo rammstein! En tout cas, un beau programme politique.

Bradoc

Too big, too small,
Size does matter after all.
Zu groß, zu klein,
Er könnte etwas größer sein.

Merzedes-Benz und Autobahn,
Alleine in Außland das fahren,
Reise, reise, fahrvergnügen
Ich will nur spaß, mich nicht verlieben

Just a little bit…
Just a little bitch!

You’ve got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what’s the problem?
Let’s do it quick.
So take me now before it’s too late
Life’s too short, so I can’t wait.
Take me now, oh don’t you see,
I can’t get laid in Germany.

To short, too tall,
Doesn’t matter, one size fits all.
Zu groß, zu Klein,
Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein.

Schönes Fräulein, Lust auf mehr?
Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr!
Schnapps im Kopf, du holde Brau,
Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut!

Just a little bit…
Be my little bitch!

You’ve got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what’s the problem?
Let’s do it quick!
So take me now before it’s too late
Life’s too short, so I can’t wait.
Take me now, oh don’t you see,
I can’t get laid in Germany.

Germany!

Germany!

You’ve got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what’s the problem?
Let’s do it quick!

You’ve got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what’s the problem?
Let’s do it quick!

You’ve got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what’s the problem?
Let’s do it quick!
So take me now before it’s too late
Life’s too short, so I can’t wait.
Take me now, oh don’t you see,
I can’t get laid in Germany.

The Hot Pink Pussy

Years ago, when I made my first tentative forays into reading modern poetry I really got into William Carlos Williams — a poet whose work is completely obligatory for aspiring American poets. At first I really loved his stuff but, eventually, after a year or two, he fell out of favor with me. I had opted for the obscure intellectual plenitude of Wallace Stevens and his contemporary progeny, such as Ashberry. When W.C.W’s poems were placed beside the latter’s colorful labyrinths, his Imagism simply came to seem shallow and superficial to me; I even developed the idea that his poetic ’shallowness’ was due to the same mind-set that made him so suited to be a doctor, since physicians are, taken as a group, notoriously practical (and I still think there is something to this). But a few days ago I returned to his work for the first time in years and most of it is struck me with fresh and salutary force. It seems like I had never truly read him until now. Indeed, the good doctor is in a league of his own, the supreme word-painter. And what I now find most appealing about his best work is precisely the absence of maddening duality that has been present in all previous Western poetry; unlike with Stevensian poets, the reader doesn’t spend the whole time trying to wrestle himself out of linguistic bramble.
Certainly I had never truly appreciated his The Red Wheel Barrow until yesterday. A long time back, during the first creative writing course I ever took I had a quasi-famous (”fame” is a meaningless description of any contemporary poet) teacher who told me that the poem was actually about language. I tried to make sense of this for a long time, but I now see that he was simply wrong: it’s about the goddamn wheelbarrow. Anyway, while I was showering this morning I was running through the poem in my head and came up with a couple different versions of my own. The one I’ve included below probably wasn’t the best one but is at least faithful to the syllable count.

So much depends
upon

a hot pink
pussy

glazed with warm
fluids

beside the dark
anus.

Sasha Grey, por Terry Richardson

Estas fotos no sé de cuando son, ni para qué publicación fueron tomadas (bueno sí, Penthouse), y el caso es que no me importa lo más mínimo. Lo que sí importa es que fueron tomadas por Terry Richardson. Sasha Grey es una de las pocas canijas mundiales que me ponen. Y seguro que me pone tanto por esa cara de tomar apuntes en  clase de historia,  y a la vez estar  pensando en dos pollas dando vueltas en su boca.

Rammstein a lansat un videoclip pornografic

Sextetul german Rammstein a lansat clipul Pussy pe un site pentru adulti, informeaza blabbermouth.net. Single-ul promoveaza noul album al trupei, Liebe Ist Für Alle Da, care va aparea in luna octombrie.

Programat sa apara pe 18 septembrie, Pussy este primul single de pe noul disc Rammstein, intitulat Liebe Ist Für Alle Da. Cel de-al saselea album de studio va fi lansat pe 20 octombrie si contine 11 piese.

Discografie Rammstein: Herzeleid (1995), Sehnsucht (1997), Live aus Berlin (1999), Mutter (2001), Reise, Reise (2004), Rosenrot (2005).

Videoclipul Pussy poate fi vazut aici.

Liebe ist für alle da!

Rammstein sind zurück – und das nicht zu kurz! Die Band feierte schon weltweite Erfolge mit ihrer “speziellen” Musik, daran wird jetzt angeknüpft. “Pussy” schimpft sich die neue Single, die seit gestern (18. Sep) in jedem Geschäft zu haben ist – doch das Video zum Lied läuft nicht im TV? Video ab 18 – so hieß es bei der Weltpremiere des Clips. Nach der hälfte wunderte ich mich allerdings, warum das ganze ab 18 ist, zum Ende hin wusste ich dann garnicht, was ich sagen soll.

Wir nennen den Clip mal… eigends. So allgemein sieht das Video gut gemacht aus, der Song wird wieder ein Hit, der Airplay wird dann sicher auf sich warten lassen. Dennoch ist der Song bei dem bekanntesten Musikdownload Anbieter iTunes an der Spitze.

Wer sich die CD kaufen möchte, kann dies bei z. B. Amazon.de (Link zur Single) machen.

Das Album “Liebe Ist Für Alle Da” steht bereits auf Platz 1 der Amazon.de Verkaufsposition, dort kann man es sich schon vorbestellen. Die normale, sowie Special Edition des Albums wird am 16. Oktober erscheinen.

Hier die aktuellen Tour Termine der Band

08.11.2009 Portugal Lissabon Pavilhão Atlântico

10.11.2009 Spanien Madrid Palacio de Deportes de la Comunidad de Madrid Tickets

12.11.2009 Spanien Barcelona Pavelló Olímpic de Badalona

14.11.2009 Spanien Bilbao Bizkaia Arena Tickets

16.11.2009 Frankreich Nantes Zénith Nantes Métropole

18.11.2009 Schweiz Basel St. Jakobshalle

19.11.2009 Schweiz Genf Arena de Genève

21.11.2009 Österreich Wien Stadthalle

23.11.2009 Deutschland München Olympiahalle

24.11.2009 Deutschland Leipzig Arena

25.11.2009 Tschechische Republik Prag O2 Arena

27.11.2009 Polen Katowice Spodek

29.11.2009 Deutschland Köln Lanxess Arena

30.11.2009 Deutschland Köln Lanxess Arena

02.12.2009 Frankreich Lyon Halle Tony Garnier

03.12.2009 Frankreich Straßburg Zénith

04.12.2009 Luxemburg Luxemburg Rockhal

06.12.2009 Niederlande Arnheim GelreDome

08.12.2009 Frankreich Paris Bercy

09.12.2009 Frankreich Paris Bercy

10.12.2009 Belgien Antwerpen Sportpaleis

11.12.2009 Deutschland Frankfurt Festhalle

12.12.2009 Deutschland Stuttgart Schleyer-Halle

14.12.2009 Deutschland Hamburg Color Line Arena

15.12.2009 Dänemark Kopenhagen Forum

17.12.2009 Deutschland Rostock HanseMesse

18.12.2009 Deutschland Berlin Velodrom

19.12.2009 Deutschland Berlin Velodrom

20.12.2009 Deutschland Berlin Velodrom

21.12.2009 Deutschland Berlin Velodrom

02.02.2010 Vereinigtes Königreich (GB) Manchester MEN

03.02.2010 Vereinigtes Königreich (GB) Birmingham LG Arena

04.02.2010 Vereinigtes Königreich (GB) London Wembley Arena

06.02.2010 Deutschland Dortmund Westfalenhalle 1

07.02.2010 Deutschland Dortmund Westfalenhalle 1

08.02.2010 Deutschland Mannheim Maimarkthalle

10.02.2010 Deutschland Chemnitz Arena

11.02.2010 Deutschland Dresden Messehalle

12.02.2010 Deutschland Dresden Messehalle

14.02.2010 Deutschland Erfurt Messehalle

15.02.2010 Deutschland Kiel Sparkassenarena

16.02.2010 Schweden Malmö Malmö Arena

18.02.2010 Norwegen Oslo Vallhall Arena)

20.02.2010 Schweden Stockholm Ericsson Globe Arena

22.02.2010 Finnland Helsinki Hartwall Arena

Quellen: Paul Brown/Universal Music (Bild)

rammstein.de (Tour-Termine)

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HOLLA DIE WALDFEE!

Jajajajajjajajajaajaja ich weis, eine etwas mehr als eine Woche und schon schreibt er wieder, dabei hat er doch so ein großes trara drum gemacht… Nein hab ich nicht =) Irgendwie bekamen die Leute nen falschen riecher bei meinem letzten Post. Es sollte nur ein Hinweis darauf werden, das ich, bis ich mich wohl fühle und mich an die Arbeit gewöhnt habe, Pause machen werde und man in der Zeit nichts hätte erwarten dürfen. Also lasst die “wolltest dich ja nur selber hypen”-Scheisse bitte sein, denn der Diktator der sich nirgendswo rein reden lässt und alle zu tode flamed ist wieder da =)

So. Den Anfang des Wiedereinstiegs machen 3 Firstlooks, wobei das eine kein Firstlook ist, weil ichs nun schon fast drei mal durch hab, aber so nennt man halt das ganze Zeug bevors nen Review ist etc. pp, leckt mich zu tode.

Naja wie dem auch sei, die drei Firstlooks zu Mini Ninjas, Batman Arkham Asylum und Need For Speed Shift (über die es übrigens alle ein Review geben wird) werden im Laufe des Wochenendes hier erscheinen, um euch über Wasser zu halten, gibts hier erstmal das neue Video von Rammstein: Klick

Blestemul.Partea a 2-a .

Iata ca nu a trecut nici o saptamana , ca deja am gasit si alte failuri prin Search Engine.

1.se freaca in autobuz – si foloseste ulei ca sa nu se intepeneasca?

2.ghiozdan testoasa – ii, ce simpatic ^^.

3.walter melon fucking – si seful mamei se uita la porno cu tom si jerry si alba ca zapada si cei 7 pitici, deci nu te ingrijora, nu esti singurul ratat.

4.menajera hoata – cauta blogul lui mgu.

5.sa ma masturbez cu un morcov – vrei niste sfaturi? sa nu’l fierbi, ca o sa mirosi a supa , si s-ar putea sa se si rupa, sau daca tii musai sa’l fiebi , sa nu uiti sa mai bagi si cate o ceapa.vezi sa dai si pe langa ‘pereti’  ca o ramas niste piure de data trecuta.

6.lesin buze albe – dansez sfecla galbena

7.alintaturi vulgare – s-a saturat de ‘proasta handicapata si scumpica’?

8.what happens on pussy – stays on pussy

9.barbat burtan – inca iti cauti marea iubire?

10.genti facute pentru furat – nu ma pot abtine – au un roman incorporat?

Cat Vs Werewolf.

I sometimes forget that Brooklyn’s residents don’t know who is a werewolf on site.

They might know one or two people, through interactions with the pack. But not everyone likes a werewolf, even if they look human on the outside. I got a rude reminder of this recently. About how one of the most common residents of many a neighborhood in New York feels about werewolves in general.

Yes the claws do, quite literally come out in “Cat versus werewolf”.

It’s a territorial thing. It’s an animal thing, it’s a power play.

There are some friends of mine, Nons, who’s houses I can’t visit, merely because they’re cat owners. I found this out the hard way one time when I visited my friend Jace recently. I didn’t know Jace had bought a cat.

Jace has a black and white tabby cat called…wait for it…Pussy Gaga. I kid you not. Seriously, like that’s an homage of sorts.

So pussy gaga struts into the room I’m in with Jace, because cats, even domestic cats, like pussy gaga strut and saunter, like they own you and the world around them. Ever notice how cat’s always have this self righteous air of nobility and entitlement around them? I think they’re born with it.

So pussy gaga saunters into the room, ignores Jace, because that’s how you get attention when you’re a cat, and freezes mid way across the room. Gets down on her haunches, her tail whips up her head down, her hair is standing up to attention when she starts hissing at me.

Pussy Gaga, is staring me down and hissing at me.

So I laugh awkwardly and look at Jace who’s frowning and saying “I don’t know what’s wrong with her, she’s normally very good around people. Loves the extra attention.”

Yeah, I know what’s wrong with her.

I’ve set off her hatred mode because she’s smelling through the human in me and sensing lupine yet she’s recognizing a human.

I’m freaking pussy gaga the shit out.

She’s never come across someone like me in the Animal kingdom.

So I say “Oh Maybe she can just smell the dog on me, that I was uh, patting before I came here. Must be on my clothes or something.” Jace looks at me and then at the still in defensive I HATE YOU mode, pussy gaga was in.

Sure, sure, that excuse sounded lame even to me.

Finally Jace goes to pick pussy gaga up, lest the Mexican stand off between werewolf and domestic cat continue, forever. The cat is digging it’s claws into the wooden floor and hissing and making all kinds of noises. Putting up a serious fight for, wanting to fight for her right to be the PET of the house. I’m thinking, fine by me. I’m nobody’s Pet you domestic feline furball. Jace is struggling, yes, against a domestic cat, go figure. Pussy Gaga is in war mode.

What I should have done, was attempted to show pussy gaga that I was no threat to her, that I meant her no harm.

Instead I did what every friend would do, and tried to help Jace by also attempting to pick up the cat from the front, while he tried to pick her up from her stomach and behind. This cat was being stubborn beyond belief. Which meant of course, I had to come down to her level. Stupid, rookie move, really.

You’d think with the hissing noises getting louder I’d have clued in to my fate.

I didn’t even get a hand on pussy gaga before she leapt out of Jace’s hold and struck out at me. but scratching my face I raised my hand to scratch back at her, but she was quick in jumping onto my shoulder and springboarding past me and out of the room quickly. Jace then proceeded to freak out when he saw the blood on my face. I went to the bathroom to clean myself up. How bad could my fight with a privileged pussy be?

I checked out the side of my face in the mirror, I literally had claw marks down the side of my face. Fine pink trails, short but obvious on my cheek. It stung but I knew it would heal in day or two and there’d be nothing to show. For a domestic cat, that was a pretty good score in showing me, who’s the boss. I cleaned up my face and walked out of the bathroom. Only to see Pussy Gaga waiting in the hallway for me. But she sat there looking regal and content. Calm as fuck.

The bitch!

So I walked slowly towards her , bent down, not completely low and level with her and growled at her. And not in a human way. She hissed back up at me and ran off quickly.

I straightened up smiling. I pretty much made my excuses to leave straight after that, not because I wanted to avoid pussy gaga, but because my wolf had been stirred up and I wanted to seriously fight, pussy gaga.

I mean full on bitch fight, my werewolf versus her domestic cattiness. Had I gotten my hands on her, I might have been able to answer the age old question about how much room you need to swing a cat in.

Brokeback Idol

We had a nice sunday Moussaka lunch in the locale today.

My moms best friend, her daughter and BF came over to visit, it was very nice.

We were watching Swedish Idol on Tv for a while, seriously I cant believe how little talent there is in this country.

CUNTry!

It is such a cheap wanna be of the great American Idol and British Pop Idol.

The jury sucks, they are so wanna be pretentious Simon Cowell copies the whole bunch of them, and all of the contestant are so embarrassing that I get embarrassed just watching them on tv…

I think all guys and girls sound basically the same, same swedish NON talented bunch of losers…urgh makes me sick.

Swedish Idol looks and sounds like something so cheap and pathetic that it should be broadcasted on commercial free air channel Öppna kanalen.

I can imagine something like that would look like…something like this

Training today at cirkus was really fun, three of my schoolfriends joined meh

-Damn I almost died today I think…or atleast would have gotten paralyzed for life.

I did a frontflip on the tumbler, it was really high and my rotation was perfect, but I landed so straight and hard that my back bent and richoched in and out, FUCK it hurt like FUCK!

-It was really scary, though it didnt hurt so much for long , just a striking instant pain for a few minutes…buhu, Im glad to be alive.

You should know that this is for you <3

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Big Boob Device Bondage

Diana Doll is gardening in her beautiful backyard when we grabbed that hoe and mouth gagged her, tied that MILF to a post and fucked her delicious rose pussy! She squirmed and moaned and still wanted to get drilled more! Having a shaft dig deep in her throat and even deeper in her pussy, Diana kept restrained and flipped over exposing her amazing house wife ass! We garden spoked and tied her to the ground and busted a huge fucking nut all over her whore face…. Join here!

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your lips are Caprison packets of sex juice; now where is the straw?

Things I’d like to write about while I’m asleep. I think about them when I’m asleep. Sex. Always…women. Tasty. Soap and suds. Men, occasionally but not in the way you are thinking right now. Like last night, I had though about Bukowski. How his wisdom appeals to me at times. I see it as the center of some other center. Where we are orbs that revolve around it. like last night for an example. I read one of his short stories on lsd. I don’t remember the title. I was having a bad day. Not entirely bad, but the kinds of days where you reminisce shit. You know the good and the bad stuff. Then you think about love. If it is just a word, or something to say to people to make them feel better. I mean, I love to hear that I’m loved at times too. But then again, too much of anything is always not enough and the least you hear them — could possibly lead to bliss or either….or neither…maybe contentment or contempt.

Anyway reading Bukowski, did shit all over my perception of the world. No matter how nihilistic he is at times. His worldly contortions are rather blasphemous yet comforting. Our existence is rather shitty if you could come to terms with it. What is better are the good times and realizing they are not always there. Sometimes we just put ourselves in a trap. Rather to accept that we are not in one. Good to know though, that we are prisoners anyway. And beauty is not always sought for in the preconception of beauty. I could just as well be a drifter and be trapped. Rather than be a banker and have a free soul. But I think the truth lies in the acceptance of contradiction.

I know how like certain elements in life. In the more physical aspect like making a concrete monument for the executions of humanity and prosperity of consumerist death. Bricks have to be laid. Then there is the cement that holds together. All these things always supporting each other to make a point. A structurally cohesive point. Something that we could touch. See with our eyes. Enter and exit with our bodies. The nature of words too. Like for eg. Words that come together to project an emotion or meaning or a point or some sort of logic that the other person could perceive. Then he will take that and make it his/her own and project out in to his/her world. So the web of things may branch out so extensively and always finds its way back to us.

So there is really no reason to, be selective in what we use in order to project. We could just as well use coffee mugs and plywood and paper to build a monument. And that conception would have just as easily be derived from somewhere else. Striking at first. Awe inspiring. But then later when least attention is projected onto it. All that had made it what it was just fades away. Nothing is new. Nothing is old. Really. I just think nothing really exists. Bukowski sees this.

Fuck be bothered to be loved. When we truly know that we are incapable of loving for every moment and every minute of our lives. There is always hatred too. There is always sadness. Then happiness. Then love again. And why expect the same. Everything is words. Words…words and more fucking words. Language is a twisted medium and one never should have faith in them anyway. Silence should have been the one and only virtue.

Then I wake up from my sleep and want to write shit like…. I want to drink the pleasure from your lips. Run my nails through your hair and exhale my warm chocolate breath on your exposed shoulder. My tongue will surge with blood as it salivates you pores and taste its sweat. Gushing from all sides of you soft skin. The tongue will exert itself on your neck. teeth gently nibbling on its stretched skin as your head falls back into my hands. As my hands move and caress with the gentle touch of wet fingers the insides of your thighs. Now I just want to kiss you and feel the blood collected within your supple lips and run my fingers through your spine illuminating the electric from within.

I put the pen down. Still words. Dangerous. Capitalizing. Have not faith in them cause they only last as long as you read them or remember them. So what is this love anyway just plain desire. Or the pain within desire. Or wanting. Or needing. Or not being able to live without. I have stopped smoking. Wish I did. I should just watch some porn instead. Even knowing it would never complete me. The leviathans of the world drink from my cup again. Goodnight.

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Theatre Slut Jasy

Jasy looks like the girl next door but, she has a bad girl streak that Dirty D is cultivating. Dirty D takes Jasy to the dark porn theater to expose her to the seedy sexual underground. Jasy never knew that anonymous public sex existed, and now she it about to get a taste of it first hand. Dirty D brings her inside the theater and Jasy quickly notices that all eyes are on her. Dirty D removes Jasy’s top showing off her natural titties. The crowd starts jacking their cocks in anticipation of what’s to come. Dirty D lifts her skirt to find that she is wearing no panties and is wet and ready. Jasy bends over and sucks Dirty D’s dick while he shows off her shaved pussy to the crowd. Dirty D takes turns fucking her with a guy from the crowd. Soon Jasy begins taking loads of hot cum all over her tits. Dirty D gives Jasy a big messy creampie for the grand finale!

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Big Butts

Manuel wanted to have his way with Ana by the pool but she desperately wanted him to go inside. He refused until she started teasing him by showing off her perfect ass and perky tits. Manuel hypnotized by Ana followed her indoors were she had her beautiful Russian friend Summer waiting for some cock..  Join here!

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Big Boobs

The beautiful Liza paid us a visit to show off those huge natural round titties of hers. This barely legal chick had the complete package. Beautiful face, perky big boobs and a tight ass to match. Add in her willingness to get naked in front of a camera and all the ingredients are present for a great shoot. We started outside and slowly but surely got into the big boob worship. Baby oil in hand, Mai let us know how much she enjoyed getting titty fucked and how sensitive her big puffy nipples were when being sucked. After she was all worked up, we went inside she changed clothes shit here fellas. Enjoy. Join here!

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24 hours of fucking the sexiest man in New York

Read after, “My pussy needed fucked, but is only teased for now, making my camel toe cream.

24 hours of fucking the sexiest man in New York.

Read after, “My pussy needed fucked, but is only teased for now, making my camel toe cream.

I’m positive I left a puddle on the sidewalk after Antonio planted that magical kiss on me, and I for sure continued my dripping all the way into his sleek ride.

Once inside the closed confines of the car, it was amazing. The surround sound stereo was at a low hum, wrapped us with it’s vibrations along with the smell of leather and Antonio’s yummy cologne.

“Hi.”

“Hi.”

 We both looked at each other again, smiling like love sick teenagers, and giggling just the same.

“I’m so grateful you were able to tear yourself away from work tonight.”

“Me too,” he said. His dimples were gorgeous, and we could hardly compose ourselves.

“So, hungry?”

Ohhhh, hell ya.

“Mmmmhmmm.”

I smiled, we giggled.

It was crazy. I’d only had an hour of conversation with this guy on the plane and here we were, now blazing a trail of heat into the city.

I couldn’t keep my eyes off of him, and he kept shooting me glances every chance he could.

I let my dress slide down my thigh, and he just kept rubbing my knee, keeping his distance from what was obvious what we both wanted him to do.

It’s better this way. If you fuck this guy right now, he won’t want to see you tomorrow and you want to see him tomorrow.

We both wanted to fuck each other into exhaustion, but he was just as hesitant as I was so I tried to focus on some sort of conversation other than thoughts of tearing his clothes off.

After about ten minutes of driving and conversing I found out how Antonio had tracked me down. He was not only a bodyguard, he was a private investigator.

Lucky me, a private dick, yum.

And he had a whole week off between clients.

Lucky me, I didn’t have to start my new job for a whole week.

“So, Dee, we’re here.”

Here looked pretty damn good since he’d pulled up to the valet service at what must have been his high rise on the upper east side.

“Dinner?” I asked a little puzzled if we were just skipping straight to dessert.

“Yes ma’am.”

As we exited the car, Antonio popped the trunk.

He retrieved a couple of canvas shopping bags filled with fresh groceries.

Holy shit, he cooks too?

He carried the two bags in his left hand and guided me into his building by gently placing his right hand on the exposed skin of my lower back.

Antonio didn’t live in the penthouse suite, but he might as well have because that was the longest elevator ride I’ve ever taken without getting off at the top.

He smelled so good in the close confines of the space, and apparently I did too because somewhere around floor two, he couldn’t keep his nose off my neck, or his tongue or lips.

My pussy was aching, as Antonio unlocked the door to his apartment.

I wanted to fuck him so badly and I was fighting every instinct in my body not to just go down on him right there in his doorway.

However, apparently he wanted to eat, and I wasn’t completely on the menu… yet.

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