Monday, March 22, 2010

Erotic Stories - Grant's Opinion of Beth

Hiya. My name is Grant. I was recently the recipient of the best blow job and the coolest sex. It was certainly the best I have ever had. Fucking un-believable! The bird’s name was Beth and she is one hell of a woman. Size 10 (Australian which means about size 8 American), gorgeous tits, firm arse and an incredible sex drive. Her brunette hair swings to shoulder height and doesn’t get in the way too much while I watch her sucking my cock. Fuck, just the thought is getting me hard! Anyway, I wanted to tell you about the last night Beth and I fucked. She came over to my place and we had one hell of a time. It was so damn good that I just had to put pen to paper and write it down.

Beth came over the other night and was wearing the cutest little top which accentuated her perky tits to the extreme. Her butt was covered by the sexiest pair of black Levi’s and she had high heels on which just makes her legs look like they go from here to forever. Her hair had been pulled back off her face and clipped up so her neck was all exposed and her earrings were looking like a sex toy hanging and swinging in the breeze. Red lipstick finished the image off making her lips as sensual as you can possibly imagine and her eyes were showing the lust she herself was feeling as she walked in the room.

“Gidday Grant. Want to fuck?” were the first words she uttered. Man, my cock stood up before there was time to blink.

“Ah, sure” was all I managed to stutter before she was standing in front of me tugging my clothes off.

Beth is good at teasing with words before we even start foreplay. This night she said something like “We have to get you naked, and me too. I want to cover your body with oil, rub up and down on top of you and cum all over your face as you lick my clit. Then, I want to suck your cock, play with you for a while and finally fuck your brains out!”

I tell you, I have to hold back my load sometimes before she even gets a chance to touch me. Her talk, her body and her presence in my house are all enough to get me incredibly close to cumming in my pants.

“Hey Beth, slow down” I weakly uttered and stopped her from taking total control. “Tonight is MY night.”

“Oh, okay” she replied with a pout on her pretty face.

I took her by the hand and led her to my room. I had been expecting her to come over so I had already made up the bed and prepared for the evening ahead. Unknown to her, I had been shopping and purchased some new toys for the evening. A lovely new vibrating dildo and a pair of handcuffs added to my existing collection of cool stuff.

As soon as I had the majority of her clothes off the handcuffs went on, forcing her to stay put face down. Her butt was looking incredibly inviting with the sexy black lacey g-string (thong) following the natural curves of her body. I nearly had to give up on my plans for the rest of the evening and just take her right then! Ah, but the night was young so I distracted myself enough to be able to continue with the preparations. I put a porno on the TV so she could watch it while I gave her a full back and neck massage. By the time I got to rubbing her butt she was pushing it up towards me and I could smell just how excited she was. The time had come to slowly slide the g-string off and bury my dick in her inviting twat. Fuck she was wet! The surprise attack obviously worked too because her scream of pleasure was loud and full of feeling. I had left her enough slack that she could slide back and forward on the bed – making the job of fucking her easier. She rammed herself back into me and I gave her full force right back. It was enough to bruise her arse I am sure! Stroke after stroke she kept pace with me and we fucked like mad for about 5 minutes before I blew my load.

I gave Beth a few minutes to recover and then presented the dildo to her. For a second her eyes looked like those of a rabbit caught in the headlights of an oncoming car! The she grinned and I released her from the handcuffs just long enough for her to roll over onto her back. Man, those breasts were heaving with anticipation of yet another fucking!

“Now” I said, “do you want this dildo in your pussy or your arse?”

“Pussy!” came the excited reply.

I teased her by just dribbling some lube onto the dildo and then running it down her stomach and rubbing it around the outside of her pussy. Her restraints kept her from being able to manoeuvre too much and I used this against her. By the time I actually pushed the dildo into her pussy she was ready to cum and almost pushed the damn thing all the way out again! No reprieve – I turned the vibrations up to full force and held it in as far as it would go. I am just guessing but I reckon chicks must have some feelings similar to us guys after they cum. She really didn’t appear to want anything touching her so by keeping the stimulation up I imagine she was experiencing that exquisite pleasure/pain that happens if a girl touches your cock just after you cum. Just as well my neighbours are a fair way away coz her screams were brutal!

After another orgasm by her, I took the handcuffs off and told her to suck my cock. Before long it was hard again and I felt great! I let her suck it and lick it in that special way she does. She runs her tongue all over the place while my dick is in her mouth. I don’t know how she does it but she seems to know just what feels good and what is not so hot. However, rather than constant possibly monotonous actions she varies what she does just enough to keep the edge on things. She also used light touch with her hands to trace around my balls and the base of my cock and teased my balls with flicks of her tongue. Man – it didn’t take me long and I was blowing my load down that pretty little throat! She swallows of course and actually looks like she enjoys the taste. How cool!

Anyway, that was my night and that is Beth. A cool chick who gives great head and fantastic sexual experiences.

The End

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Whether in chains or in laurels, Texas Raised Mikey knows nothing but victories.

He has conquered the hottest vagina’s in the universe and conceived more children than keyboard cat. He wins at everything everyday with more skills than a calculator could count. It started when he was born in Austin Texas with a golden penis. He has been around the world more than 1000 times and slept with the hottest females of royalty and their daughters simultaneously. He has been forbidden to enter any contest because it would not be fair for the other contestants. He has been given the key to every city he has stepped in. He has built a time machine and gone back in time to smoke a blunt with George Washington. He has made Cthulu say uncle by strangling him with his own tentacles three different times. Kellie Pickler gives him blowjobs while sits on a golden toilet in the middle of a kitchen while Paula Deen makes him fried chicken. Many attempts have been made to defame him to no avail. He is loved by many and hated by few.

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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Green Nude Girl in Woods for St Patrick's Day

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Monday, March 15, 2010

Horror Convention Girls are Hot

I went to a Horror movie convention over this past weekend. It was filled with more than the usual hot women dressed quite sexy. There was eye candy everywhere I looked on Saturday especially. It’s usually like this on Saturdays at Horror conventions. Of course a lot of the women were dressed appropriately to the theme. Girls dressed as sexy zombies and such were walling around. Punk rock and Goth girls were there showing off their legs and tits. When dressed a certain way, a woman that I normally wouldn’t be attracted to becomes attractive to me. Almost every girl there was hot.

For most of time I was there meeting Horror movie celebrities, watching movies and buying rare Horror movie items and independent films distracted me from the hot chicks. I always have the corner of my eye out for sexy legs especially. There were a lot of women in colored fishnets and pantyhose. At one point I was talking to some people I know in the hotel lobby and this young woman walked in the main door and the wind blew her skirt up around her waist to reveal her ass in white panties and tan pantyhose. I couldn’t believe it. She made no effort to fix it and I stared as it kept flying up in the air.

As I was looking for stuff to buy this girl that was selling stuff said “I know you. I’ve seen you play live.” She told me that we knew the same people etc. She was cute and really into me. I figured I’d run into her later. I thought about banging her while I looked her up and down. She was wearing black jeans and a white T-shirt that I don’t remember. Sometimes when a girl makes it too obvious that she likes you it can be a turn off.

I was walking through the dealer room and I saw this short hot chick dressed up as a sexy female version of Alex from A Clockwork Orange. I was checking out her legs in black pantyhose contrasting her white shorts and shirt. She interrupted me and said that she knows me. I’m a customer at the record store that she works at. I said that I’ve only been there once and she insisted that I was wrong. She’s seen my face before. She looked at me like she wanted me. I was gong to ask her out but then a guy came up and they walked away. A few other girls came up to me during the day and started conversations etc. I was getting hit on left and right. I felt good.

Towards the end of the night I sat in a chair in the hotel lobby. This hot girl sat across from me. I checked her out as I text messaged a few people. Then I noticed she was staring at me. She was tall and wore tight black shiny pants and leopard print heels and kept crossing and uncrossing her legs. She started to dangle her heels on her feet. Every time I looked up she was staring right at my face. I smiled and she barely smiled back. Then she started to flick her Bic lighter in her hands over and over while she stared at me. I pulled a pack of cigarettes and played with it hoping she would get the hint when I got up to go outside and have a cigarette. She got up and followed her friends instead. I smoked my cigarette thinking about her and went home shortly after.

I might not have had sex or hooked up with these girls but I brought home some great memories to jerk off to later.

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LADY GAGA ft BEYONCE- "TELEPHONE" [Music Video]

LADY GAGA has teamed up with her singing buddy, BEYONCE, to release their latest TARANTINO inspired music video, “TELEPHONE“.

Their video was released a few days ago and has seen many mixed reviews. Many viewers are completely trashing the video saying its the worst she has done and are complaining about indecency.

My thoughts?

I’m still trying to decide exactly how i feel about the video.

I love the grading and the bright colours, the sexy edge to the video and the nudity that makes it that extra bit “naughty”. Even the “PUSSY WAGON” from the movie “KILL BILL” was an additional feature to the video.

The acting I have given a 10 out of 10 vote for the worst I have seen in a very long time on any screen!

there is loads of product placement, for example the diet coke cans in GAGA’s hair.

Funny enough even though this video gives us so much to look at (regardless of it being almost 10 minutes), I still found the two singer’s “VIDEO PHONE” music video to be more interesting and visually stimulating.

My final verdict?

The video is interesting and I can see loads of work went into the making of the video. That I can appreciate, however… its definitely not anywhere near the list of greatest music videos of all time… Better luck next time chicks!

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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Red Head Teen Girl in Black Pantyhose Upskirt Pics

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Friday, March 5, 2010

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Friday, February 26, 2010

Alicia Starr in Lesbian action

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Monday, February 22, 2010

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