A Guessing Game REDUX

Because the idiocy involved in this is beyond epic, I figure we’ll just have a little fun here and play a guessing game.  The game is this:

GUESS WHICH MEMBER OF AMPUTEE_MILFS THIS IS:

Your hints are:

1. Her first name is Deven (which anyone who’s browsed her Flickr or Facebook could tell you)
2. She was smart enough to LEAVE amputee_milfs and the GOMS communities (well, except for that sock in goms_sux, but I’m not picky) and so, had me completely off her back, quits, done, kaput.
3. She was then stupid enough (and the word “stupid” really falls short here, it needs some serious modifiers) to not only return to amputee_milfs (which, you might imagine, I frown upon) but also made the above pictures available at the same time.  Really?  That’s even worse than what iiinterstate did.
4. Last hint: Those are about to become insanely famous boobies.  Ok, that’s not a hint.  That’s kind of just a promise.  Because, believe me, Deven, if you think someone being a milf bugs me… well, that’s nothing compared to how much leaving and then returning bugs me.  Especially when said returning milf is the artist behind this.

“catastrophically” stupid, maybe…?

ETA: So, wicked _queen rejoined milfs and GOMS.  I made this post to my blog here, then posted the following comment on her journal:

Just after posting it, I went out for a smoke break.  By the time I got back, wicked_queen was no longer in milfs or GOMS.  Epically fast flounce (and didn’t even have to waste a sock puppet).  That was ALMOST as satisfying as discovering that my LAST trolling got rawr_its_roonie to flounce.  The GOMS communities, without rawr_its_roonie?  If THAT doesn’t change the face of things, I don’t know what does.  That’s a MASSIVE win right there.

Oh, and aujsayshi also flounced.  Whatever.

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Sex with my brother in law

My name is Manisha. I am 34 now and a happy housewife. My husband Neeraj is 39 and has his own share trading business. I live in Calcutta with my husband. Our house is often visited my many relatives and friends of my hubby.

Once my hubby’s older cousin brother came to our place. His name is Siv Shankar. Siv stays in Australia and runs a food joint there. He is a man with in mid 50’s medium built and with an excellent sense of humor. His wife is an absolute housewife in her late 40’s and loves to talk. As he was quite accustomed with western habits he greeted every body with a hug. On first occasion as he hugged me I was quite embarrassed. But I later found he was quite casual with the whole thing. Siv was a charming person to talk and pass time with. I met him for the first time after my marriage. He also liked talking to me. Within a few days we were quite friendly with each other and we used to go out together for some little shopping and outing as his wife was busy meeting her parents and her relatives. As Siv came to Calcutta after around six years, there were many things that I could show him around.

On a Saturday we planned to go out for dinner. My husband, Siv, his wife and me. We decided to meet in a restaurant in City Center at round 8.00pm. My husband was supposed to come directly from office and Siv’s wife was also coming directly from her parent’s place. Both Siv and I were to go from home. Siv said before going to City Center I would show you a place where I used to hang out before going to Australia. I said ok. Siv took me to a restaurant in China Town, Tangra. It was a small restaurant not very crowded at that time of evening. They were playing soft live music. Few of the couples were dancing on a low-lit dance floor. Siv sat down at a corner table, which was his favorite. He ordered cold drinks and some fish finger. Soon a middle-aged man came smiling towards him. He introduced me to him as John Lee, the owner of the joint.

Siv started to talk about his old days. While he was talking, I was looking at the dance floor. Suddenly he asked me if would like to dance, with some hesitation I said yes. Siv held my hand and took me to the dance floor. I was wearing a sharee and it was bit difficult to manage while dancing. Siv helped me to wrap it around my shoulder in a nice way and put his hand around my waist. We were dancing close to each other. But I was careful not to rub my body against his. He too was very gentle in his behavior. His hand was on my waist and while dancing he slowly moved it over my back. I did not resist to him as I enjoyed dancing and I never get a chance to dance since my marriage. After dancing for about 10-15 mins we left for City Center.

From the next day I noticed Siv was checking me out when every he was alone. Then he made slow advances my touching me at every possible scope. As a woman I could sense that he was attracted towards me. The wife inside me resisted hard not falling prey to his advances. The women inside me encouraged me to go ahead and have an audacious encounter in life. Always there was my full time maid in our house, so his advances were limited to light touching, smiling and more of eye contacts. Couple of days passed, seeing no adverse reaction from my side his advances were becoming bolder day by day.

One morning I was making tea in the kitchen while my hubby was still sleeping and my maid had gone to get the milk. He came up to me and stood very close behind me. I could feel his warm breath on my shoulder. I turned around once to look at him and just smile a bit. Siv slowly wrapped his arms around me from behind and held me tight against his body. I was wearing a housecoat and he was in his pajamas

By nil_dil on Saturday, September 26, 2009 – 3:04 pm:

I could easily feel his rock hard male tool pressed hard against my ass. I was spell bound and did not know how to react. Siv whispered in my ears, “would you like to spend an evening with me today”. I only slowly nodded my head in consent.

We reached China Town at around 7.00pm. I was wearing a long skirt and a top. As we occupied the usual table and ordered some snacks. Siv invited me for dance, which I gladly accepted. Siv was today in a different mood. He was holding me close to him, almost pressing my 34B moulds against his chest. I was also holding him firmly trying to adjust myself in this new role of mine. Time passed and he was holding me tight, taking the liberty of touching my lower back and ass at every possible moment. Then we returned to our table. Siv called Lee and whispered some thing to him. Lee looked at me smiled, nodded his head and went away. Few minutes later, Lee came back and asked us to follow. I was having no idea where we were going. He led us through the kitchen to a corridor and went back. Siv was now holding my hand and took me inside a room at the end of the corridor.

Siv asked me to wait there and went out. It was a dimly lit room with round table and a couple of chairs. A very unusual aroma filled the room. Suddenly slow music started to play from two small speakers. Siv arrived and closed the door. I was shaking inside in anticipation. Siv smiled and said here we can dance in more privacy. Siv pulled me towards him holding my both hands. His fingers were wondering through my hair. He wrapped me in his arm and placed kiss on my forehead. I closed my eyes and waited for more. Soon his lips were over mine kissing me.

Slowly & passionately, Siv kissed my lips, his one hand slowly caressing my cheek and the other caressing my back. It was a slow teasing kiss and we were locked in a very tight embrace now. My eyes were closed and Siv was savoring every moment. It was an awe and delight mixed emotions running thru me. Me a faithful married women being kissed by a much older man. Slowly Siv’s hand was traveling down my back caressing my butt over the fabric of my dress. I let out a small moan but did not try to disentangle. Siv was taking his time deep kissing me and slowly massaging my arse cheeks and once in a while venturing in the creek between my arse. Slowly Siv started lifting my dress but at this moment, I slowly pushed him away and teasingly said, “Only a kiss”. My face was flush red now. Siv kept on requesting for one more kiss and I kept on denying him (but all in a fun & joking manner) but gave him one more juicy kiss, this time a small one.

Siv made me sit on the table. As I tasted his tongue once more in my mouth, his hands were busy folding my 34B mould of flesh over my top, making its brown buds hard and erect. Siv shifted his focus to removing my top, which I also did not object as it could get crushed in action. Soon my top was on the chair, leaving me in my white bra and skirt. He also removed his t-shirt, reveling his dark and grey hairy chest and medium potbelly.

He started to draw a line on me with his tongue starting from my neck to the valley of my tits, which were still held by my tight bra. As his tongue reached the valley of my tits he quickly unhooked my bra. His hand and mouth replaced my bra; his mouth coved one of my hard nipples while the other was being folded hard with his hand. After his playfulness was over with my tits, he moved to my belly button. As my moans become deeper and louder he switched to more serious business.

I was still sitting on his table, topless, tits smeared with his saliva and he was standing in front of me unhooking my skirt. As I looked on, my skirt soon joined my top & bra on the chair. Now he removed his pants exposing the great bulge in his underwear with a large wet spot. By now I too was impatient to see his size and he was my first aged man. Soon my curiosity was over, as he pulled down his underwear, releasing his hard tool. It was about 7.5” long but very thick, surrounded with dark and grey hairs. It’s dark red crown shining with his pre-cum looked enormous to me.

Siv pulled down my panties to place it on chair. I tried to cover my love tunnel with both my hands. He was in no mood to stop he made my legs wide apart. I closed my eyes and could feel his warm breath falling on my bare thighs. He must be looking at the entrance my love tunnel. Slowly his tongue started to probe the spot at turtle speed. I was lying on the table hypnotized and was juicing profusely. His tongue was teasing me in every possible way. With every passing moment his tongue was becoming more acrobatic, agile and venturing deep inside my love tunnel. I was unable to control my self; my legs were spread wide apart, as if to welcome more of his adventures tongue. My hands were holding his head tight between my legs so that he can reach deep in me. His hands were kneading both my 34B moulds. This continued for about 4-5 mins or may be more I am not sure of. Suddenly I felt like a shock, as if all my veins are going to explode and body started to sever in an unknown pleasure. I moaned out in pleasure as I experienced my first climax of the day

I lay exhausted on the table trying to adjust myself with the overwhelming feeling. Siv was getting ready to fill me up with his eminence man hood. Unable to understand how to stop Siv from embarking on his latest mission; I pushed Siv on a chair and keened before him taking his male stiffness in my mouth. Siv was in my control now. As my amateur tongue rolled more on the crown of his man hood and I tasted more of his pre-cum his body language changed. He was holding my head gently with his hands giving small strokes, so that his man hood move in and out of my mouth.

Now he was in no mood to wait and nor was I, he again made me sit on the table. Now I was completely naked sitting on a restaurant table with my leg spread apart waiting for the big moment. He felt between my legs with his hand, as if to test if I am moist enough to enter.

Then as I spread my legs apart he stood between them holding his tool in his hand to guide it to its current destiny. He took his tool and gently began to rub it up and down my tunnel lips, making me gasp as it touched my clit. The crown slowly settled at the entrance to my tunnel. He tensed his buttocks as he began to increase the pressure. Suddenly Siv made a slight forward movement as dark crown of his tool head pushed into my tunnel, my tunnel lips distended round its massive girth.

As I looked on with pleasure mixed with fear he slowly with great care guided his rock hard, thick tool in me. As his enormous crown disappeared in me I could feel my love tunnel stretching to almost its limit. Soon inch-by-inch his rock hard tool went deeper in me. I looked on with great surprised the tool, which looked so thick, is accommodated in me without any problem. As he was embedded in me, he closed his eyes in pleasure and I was giving out low, deep moans in pleasure. I wrapped my arms around him and pulled him closed to me. He slowly started to pump me while holding my thighs spread wide apart. After about 8 to 10 min. of slow but steady action his tool started to enter me with greater vigor producing a chuckling sound, with each of his thrust the table also started to make crackling sound.

Siv then remained motionless for about a min or so to catch his breath. Siv came back to life once again by kissing deep on my lips, which I also responded with equal zeal. Siv started to pump me with long beautiful well-timed strokes. He continued for sometime to sink his erectness into the wet warmth of my love nest.

By then I was no longer sitting on the table. He made me to sleep on the table on my back with my legs well placed on two chairs by the side of the table. I was totally out of control moaning out loud in pleasure and response to his push. My tits were bouncing wildly with every thrust he made to bury his tool deep in me. I was bowled over by the resilience of this man. Then to support his balance he placed both his hands on my bouncing tits and pumped with all his might while crushing my tits with hands.

After about 10-12 mins of hard pumping I could feel his tool was bulging again in my tunnel to explode and to give out it’s fresh, warm juice in me. I too was on the verge of a great second orgasm. At the very last moment he took out his tool and sprayed his juice on my stomach and belly button. Then he entered his semi-limp tool again in me. By then my love tunnel was slippery like hell and he went in me almost without any effort. He didn’t have to work much hard any more as I busted in a great second orgasm of the day. (Indian Sex Blog, 2009)

 

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Leighton the clown!

Al parecer la femme fatal de gossip girl, Leighton Meester decidio imitar a Cretina Aguilera y maquillarse como toda una Tavesti profesional, escote frontal icluido, asi asistio a un evento de esos que hay todos los dias en compañia de otra tranny Michel Trachtenberg. Lo que me queda claro es que Leighton esta tan desesperada por atencion que incluso se atreve a verse mal!

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Conservatives are pathetic

More evidence of how gelded conservatives are:
http://www.cassyfiano.com/2009/03/abc-shocked-to-find-that-americans-are-actually-tolerant

Instead of bemoaning the fact that no one had the cojones to throw those obnoxious butt-jockeys out on their disease-ridden keesters, she takes pride in how “tolerant” (tolerant meaning cowardly) the middle-American patrons of the bar were. Is it any wonder conservatives have been unable to stop the disintegration of white societies when they accept all the tacit ground rules laid down by their supposed adversaries, in this case the assumption that public displays of homosexuality should be tolerated?

The only thing she gets halfway right is that, yes, the mainstream media does have an agenda to normalize and promote homosexuality, though she avoids going into exactly why the media has been pushing such an agenda the last few decades.

But hey, at least she’s cute and fills out a bikini real nice…

You have to wonder if conservatism isn’t so washed-up at this point that it’s resorting to sex appeal (bikinis, former beauty queens) to keep men on board.

CSS

O fenômeno indie diretamente de São Paulo que conquistou um público de âmbito mundial, estou falando de Cansei de ser Sexy, que com seu vídeo no youtube de Music is my hot sex alcançou um público fiel e conseguiu o melhor desempenho de artistas brasileiros em solo estrangeiro, perdendo só para Carmen Miranda.

Eu to sem saco pra fazer um post, então vou copiar umas infos e vou colar.

A história dos retardados :

Formada em Setembro de 2003, a banda começou de maneira descomprometida e com excepção do baterista, ninguém sabia tocar direito seus respectivos instrumentos. Destacaram-se após criarem um fotolog (blog de fotos) e aparecerem na Folha de São Paulo, nas colunas de Lúcio Ribeiro e Érika Palomino. Em 2004 foram atração do Tim Festival, tocando antes dos 2 Many DJs e no mesmo palco dosKraftwerk. No ano seguinte subiram no palco do Campari Rock, que ainda teve como atracção MC5 e os The Kills.

Apesar de já terem lançado dois EP - Em RotterDam Já é Uma Febre (distribuido em concertos) e A Onda Mortal / Uma Tarde Com PJ(vendido em lojas de São Paulo) – só em 2005, assinaram com a gravadora Trama. Durante as gravações do álbum homônimo e do EPCSS SUXXX (este vendido em concertos e pela Internet), Clara Ribeiro e Maria Helena Zerba deixaram a banda. O álbum teve distribuição nacional com o suporte de diversas mídias, e ainda trouxe a proposta inovadora de, em uma edição limitada, incluir um CD-R na mesma embalagem. O intuito era o de que o comprador passasse as canções do álbum para seu computador, gravasse o conteúdo no CD-R e presenteasse um amigo, prestando uma homenagem à disseminação de música por meio da Internet. Uma canção foi incluída no seriado de Paris Hilton na FOX (The Simple Life), outra no jogo The Sims 2: Vida Noturna e um dos hits da banda, “Superafim”, chegou a tocar noBig Brother Brasil 6. Em maio de 2007 as canções “Alala” e “Off the Hook” foram incluídas na trilha sonora do jogo Forza Motorsport 2 para o Xbox 360, lançado oficialmente no Brasil.

Em 2006 a banda assinou contrato com a gravadora Sub Pop para lançar seu primeiro álbum nos Estados Unidos, Europa e Japão, uma compilação de onze canções em inglês próprias da banda e que estão no EP CSS SUXXX e do álbum Cansei de Ser Sexy. Em julho a banda partiu para uma turnê internacional nos Estados Unidos e Canadá, ao lado do Bonde do Role e do DJ americano Diplo. Na segunda metade de 2006, ainda viriam a dividir palcos fora do Brasil com bandas como Ladytron, 1990s e Basement Jaxx, em concertos por países da Europa.

Em 16 de junho de 2007 a banda tocou em um dos Festivais mais populares da atualidade, o O2 Wireless em Londres, para um público de mais de vinte mil pessoas.

Em outubro de 2007 Nick Haley, um jovem estudante americano, criou e editou um comercial amador que mostra o Ipod Touch, da Apple, com a canção “Music Is My Hot Hot Sex” como plano de fundo. Como a música combinava muito com o produto, a Apple se interessou e decidiu veicular o anúncio em algumas emissoras de televisão norte-americanas a partir de 4 de novembro.

Em 2008 o nome da banda ficou mais conhecido na mídia nacional e internacional, mas não por sua música e sim pela audiência do portal de compartilhamento de vídeos YouTube. O vídeo produzido por um fã italiano foi o mais visto de todo a história do sítio com mais de cem milhões de acessos e com mais de dois milhões de cliques por dia. Durante algum tempo questionou-se sobre a autenticidade da audiência. O Google, proprietário do YouTube, começou uma investigação para determinar a origem dos cliques e durante esta o vídeo foi retirado do ar pelo produtor do vídeo, impedindo assim a conclusão da investigação.

A canção Jager Yoga será incluída na trilha sonora oficial do jogo de futebol FIFA ‘09.

 

Espero que eles lançem algo mainstream e acabem de conquistar a américa, o que eu tenho certeza que eles não vão fazer, mas de qualquer forma, CSS Suxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ! That’s it!

Sydney Explicit Nude Modelling Plans

I’ll be heading off to Sydney Wednesday for some shoots, one is nude glamour for an artists project for an exhibition. One is adult photos for adult website submissions. This time around will be stripping out of clothes, open legged holding lips open and insertion of fingers and props into my pussy.

Misstress Torna_Do graciously informed me that queen of spades in swinging and hotwifing applies/indicates women with ONLY black lovers. I asked the meaning of them on anklets in my last entry.

Cucking Ideas

(These are mostly on the ‘dog’ theme) If your hubby is really into the humiliation aspect you could make him sleep in a dog bed that night or at your feet on the bed. Or you could use him as a foot rest while you watch your favourite show and your favourite meal that he slaved over previously for you.

My cuck always loves the idea of licking me out while I enjoy a smoke and blow smoke in his face, or watch some porn that appeals to me and tell him how I imagine it’s the men from the porn touching me. Using a strap on is always a good display of dominance and is sure to keep your cuck submissive to you.

Submale34 – I’ve heard of the cb3000 and looked at one online a while ago, but wondered if it would cater to my cuck as his dick is 6.5inches in length? I don’t have a strap-on, but plan to get one when I can. Mainly so my cuck can use it to fuck me without the pleasure he wants, and also to fuck my cuck.

Mistress Torna_Do – thanks for the spades definition. Always a pleasure to hear from another cuckoldress, I appreciate the support =) so you are going to have the final initiation for your cuck hubby? Some of my ideas are in this entry. More cuckolding ideas are mentioned above in this post.

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XOX